It takes a glass and a half of thick, creamy Hercules Grytpype Thynne to make one bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate.
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Quote: Big Jack @ 16th September 2014, 4:55 PM BSTIt takes a glass and a half of thick, creamy Hercules Grytpype Thynne to make one bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate.
Fruit and Nut! You check the wrapper. 
Breaks thread to welcome back Big Jack who has vanished for a year.
HGT wore a vest everyday to school made from his sister's panty pads. On St George's Day he needed worn as well as new ones.
Quote: Will Cam @ 16th September 2014, 8:22 PM BST
HGT wore a vest everyday to school made from his sister's panty pads. On St George's Day he needed worn as well as new ones.
Everyone thought it was a Sunderland shirt. 
Quote: Oldrocker @ 16th September 2014, 8:46 PM BST
Oldrocker got his name 'cos he taught Bill Haley how to play his first guitar when Bill was aged 11.
Hercules Grytpype Thynne is so aristocratic he has peasants to do his aging for him.
Cheers Will Cam - I finally gnawed through my bonds and I am back. Nice to be missed (by ONE of you. One.)
Quote: Big Jack @ 2nd October 2014, 1:20 PM BSTCheers Will Cam Nice to be missed (by ONE of you. One.)
Who are yer! Who are yer! Only one person welcomed me back after a 5 month break 
and I seem to remember that was Will Cam. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd October 2014, 5:10 PM BSTWho are yer! Who are yer! Only one person welcomed me back after a 5 month break
He's got an anus retentive memory.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd October 2014, 8:45 PM BSTHe's got an anus retentive memory.
Ooops - was it you OR? I'm sorry...... 
No, not me . Probably WC.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd October 2014, 10:00 PM BSTNo, not me . Probably WC.
Oh you and your toilet humour. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2014, 9:09 AM BSTOh you and your toilet humour.
Bog off!
Oldrocker has a penchant for annoying chickens.
Hercules seems to be getting worse I'm afraid. I saw him in the park today; he'd taken his clothes off, was shrieking abuse and chasing the ducks. He managed to catch one before the police came but unfortunately he'd already taken a couple of bites out of it before they restrained him.
Quote: Mikey88 @ 4th October 2014, 5:50 PM BSTHercules seems to be getting worse I'm afraid. I saw him in the park today; he'd taken his clothes off, was shrieking abuse and chasing the ducks. He managed to catch one before the police came but unfortunately he'd already taken a couple of bites out of it before they restrained him.
Duck off!!