Quote: sootyj @ 9th September 2014, 11:48 PM BSTReg ultimately it's an anti joke, it's ridiculousness is the joke not the joke it's self.
Oh. Permit me to cling on to your shirt tails for a while, I'd like that. I want to follow the unorthodox... :-)
A man came up to me and asked how he could get to Carnegie Hall.
I couldn't think of a punchline so I just gave him directions.
Cameron, Clegg and Milliband walk into a Scottish pub.
The barman laughs - "You comedians are weeks late, the fringe is over."
7 ft 2" former Bond Villain Jaws has died aged 74. It was his last request to be buried at sea.
They're going to need a bigger boat.
The Judges break lasted quite a while in the Oscar Pistorius trial.
How long do bank transfers take in South Africa?
Quote: Nick81 @ 11th September 2014, 7:04 AM BST7 ft 2" former Bond Villain Jaws has died aged 74. It was his last request to be buried at sea.
They're going to need a bigger boat.
like that
Had plans to go shopping for a watch this afternoon.
Just didn't have the time on my hands.
I was checking out Frank Moloney the boxing promoter as I heard
he was now a transexual called Kellie.
I thought he was from London but he's got a Wigan Address
Excellent Stephen! 
Brill Stephen
Lovely topical gag, but I'm sure Jim Davidson has also done it too.
I feel somehow dirty and used now 
For anyone wondering what "culpable homicide" means, it's when you're famous and can buy your way out of a murder charge.
Quote: Nick81 @ 12th September 2014, 2:17 PM BSTFor anyone wondering what "culpable homicide" means, it's when you're famous and can buy your way out of a murder charge.
Even when they don't have a leg to stand on. (badoom tsh!)
Quote: Craig H @ 12th September 2014, 2:45 PM BSTEven when they don't have a leg to stand on. (badoom tsh!)
I am not a hundred percent sure Craig,
but that might not be entirely original.