Actually saw a cyclist pull up at a red traffic light this morning on the way to work - wonders will never cease. 
Omg!
Most of the ones I see in my way to work don't even cycle on the road
Get off the pavement pal - your not 13 anymore ffs
Oh yeah, and now many do you see doing this.........
The Highway Code
Rules for cyclists (79):-
Do not ride across a pelican, puffin or zebra crossing. Dismount and wheel your cycle across.
.........very few - and that's because they are not savvy enough to handle an adult situation with regard to traffic on the roads - they instead use pedestrian crossings to stop the traffic. 
Bastards..........
I find drivers to be the safest drivers.
The best course of action is to drive over their stabilisers.
I find drivers to be the worst drivers.
I find drivers to be both male and women drivers.
Quote: Marc P @ 5th September 2014, 12:50 PM BSTI find drivers to be the worst drivers.
I find drivers to be both male and women drivers.
You're off on one again ain't yer........have you taken the tablets the Doctor gave you?
People who drive cars are more likely to be driving a car then people who don't.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th September 2014, 12:56 PM BSTYou're off on one again ain't yer........have you taken the tablets the Doctor gave you?
Are you sure you do the Times crossword? 
OMD! they were a good band weren't they? Joan of Arc, Enola Gay...
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th September 2014, 1:36 PM BSTOMD! they were a good band weren't they? Joan of Arc, Enola Gay...
This is a thread about cycling.
Edit:
Hang on, your post is perfectly ok:
Simon and Garfunkle are looking good these days 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th September 2014, 1:47 PM BSTSimon and Garfunkle are looking good these days
Art's voice owes everything to the saddle.
Freddie mercury used to like riding a bicycle
But he caught aids of the saddle
Please don't diss the Great Pretender, it's his birthday today by the way, Happy Birthday Freddie