Smear some vaseline on your glasses and you can be again. 
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I'm getting there the juicing helps
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 1:02 PM BST*dies of death*
LET....IT....GO. Just in case you don't here's the antidote. Enjoy.
That reminds me of the Christmas card I got from the President a few years ago.
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 1:48 PM BSTSmear some vaseline on your CENSORED and you can be again.
Bloody hell I thought we'd stopped with those bloody chat up lines.
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 1:41 PM BSTYou all fancy him too. Admit it.
He's so pretty I just want to cry.
Err, who is it?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th August 2014, 8:37 PM BSTThat reminds me of the Christmas card I got from the President a few years ago.
What a twat!
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 7:36 PM BST
At least Hasselhoff has hair on his chest, unlike your weird little boy!
I have been forced, FORCED, to post this as proof of (a bit of) chest hair.
P.S. He's Norman Reedus, Oldrocker. You are none the wiser now, are you.
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 1:41 PM BSTYou all fancy him too. Admit it.
He's so pretty I just want to cry.
I would never call him pretty.
Marc Bolan maybe.
Chest hair? Looks like bum fluff to me.
Marc Bolan was prettyish. But his hair was too much like a 40 year old housewife's. Plus he wore too much makeup to see his face properly.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th August 2014, 9:56 PM BSTChest hair? Looks like bum fluff to me.
To be fair, Hasslehoff doesn't have that much himself. I don't know why he's being held up as some sort of chest hair deity.
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 9:59 PM BSTTo be fair, Hasslehoff doesn't have that much himself. I don't know why he's being held up as some sort of chest hair deity.
http://comelookatmychesthair.com/post/2581524970/top-ten-chest-hairs
Alec Baldwin makes Austin Powers look like a schoolboy.
Quote: zooo @ 24th August 2014, 9:48 PM BSTP.S. He's Norman Reedus, Oldrocker. You are none the wiser now, are you.
Of course I know. Just teasing !
He's the one who was in a long-term relationship with supermodel Helena Christensen from 1998 until 2003, although the two were never married, despite misreports to the contrary. Together they have a son, Mingus Lucien Reedus (born October 13, 1999)The two have remained friends and share joint custody of their son.
In 2005, while in Berlin, Reedus was involved in a car accident. He required surgery, with his left eye now sporting a titanium eye socket with four screws in his nose. He has several tattoos: his father's name on the left side of his chest, a devil on his upper right arm, his son's name on his right forearm, a star on his right hand, a tiny "X" above his left collar bone, two demons on his back, a heart on his right wrist, and a snake on his left leg.
See?
