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3 eh oh the humility of the maestro

I had some sweet, green, salad tomatoes going cheap at Tesco the other day.

Good enough to make me consider the ridiculous price in the future.

Quote: reds @ 24th August 2014, 12:41 PM BST

Found out today that one of the parentals is moving to about a 20 minute drive from me. That's a bit close.

Maybe they'll come round and do your washing.

Lining up saucepans of water as there will be no supply from 10pm to 6am.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 24th August 2014, 6:32 PM BST

Lining up saucepans of water as there will be no supply from 10pm to 6am.

Are you currently in a small impoverished African nation?

Quote: roscoff @ 24th August 2014, 6:58 PM BST

Are you currently in a small impoverished Welsh nation boyo? As I thought I'd sprung a leak, but I was just getting a small allium out of jail.

That Welsh humours lovely that is.

Quote: sootyj @ 24th August 2014, 7:07 PM BST

That Welsh humours lovely that is.

Racist!

Quote: roscoff @ 24th August 2014, 6:58 PM BST

Are you currently in a small impoverished African nation?

I always have been.

Quote: reds @ 24th August 2014, 12:41 PM BST

Found out today that one of the parentals is moving to about a 20 minute drive from me. That's a bit close.

All the more motivation for you to move to Britain!

Had a nice jaunt this agoodfternoon to Inveraray. Then some smoked salmon and prawns followed by fillet steak. Weans are now washing dishes before we consume some Thornton's chocs. 41st anniversary - surely I'm not that old?

The water is back on.

During the night, I forgot about the instructions.

The amount of juddering could quite easily have led to house collapse by the power of tap.

Ben wishes he was retired.

Quote: Ben @ 25th August 2014, 8:02 PM BST

Ben wishes he was retired.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Ben @ 25th August 2014, 8:02 PM BST

Ben wishes he was retired.

Oh no you don't. It means you're x years nearer death.

L.E. gets married in 4 days.

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