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Journalists or football pundits who say "that goal was worth the admission alone."

They don't f**king have to pay do they!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 20th August 2014, 10:17 PM BST

TTPMO:

Cat/dog 'lovers' who couldn't give a shit about the damage that their pets do to the environment and local fauna.

*ducks to dodge flak*

What? You throw ducks at them? That's cruel.

Quote: Chappers @ 20th August 2014, 10:13 PM BST

Journalists or football pundits who say "that goal was worth the admission alone."

Also, pundits who say "That's the pass of the season!" in the first week of the season. Get with it, lads.

Also, pundits.

Quote: Marc P @ 20th August 2014, 11:14 PM BST

Also, pundits.

Are they the people that steal other comedians jokes? >_<

People who delete their posts before I can get a witty reposte in.

You know who you are...

Quote: Lazzard @ 21st August 2014, 8:56 AM BST

People who delete their posts before I can get a witty reposte in.

You know who you are...

When was that? 5 years ago?

Carrot strips!
They seem to be endemic in every foodstuff you buy.

I don't want carrots in my Chinese meal, they are not Chinese.
I don't want them in my salad either.

I know they're a cheap filler but carrots are to be had with taties
And other veg with meat and gravy not with chow mien.

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Hey Bub, I got 20,000 tons to shift. Ya wanna watch it - see.

Carrots is good fer yer!!

Feckers on eBay who bid then don't pay up.

Old women who randomly accost me in my road and point out a bag of disbarred food and blame me for it.

Builders who accidentally cut through the water pipe.

What is disbarred food??

Quote: Marc P @ 22nd August 2014, 5:40 PM BST

What is disbarred food??

Food that have been banned from practicing the law

I thought that was just in food courts?

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