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Quote: zooo @ 20th August 2014, 12:07 AM BST

Maybe it's my accent but if I pronounced the r in iron I'd sound insane.

And it doesn't exactly cause complications. How often do you use an ion to do housework?

This will make you very cross. I also pronounce bold and bald exactly the same. And are and our. And Wednesday as Wensday. :)

Ion and iron in English are still stressed differently.

You have to shift your jaw to pronounce iron but not ion.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 19th August 2014, 11:57 PM BST

Blimey. You're showing your age.

I was so young I used to get him mixed-up with The Singing Nun.

"Domi-neeka neeka loit boy.." etc.

:D

She was in my womb and pram years.

Her - and the Theme from Z Cars.

I live in EA and that bit of dialogue was so wrong it buggered belief! :)

Quote: Marc P @ 20th August 2014, 11:11 AM BST

I live in EA and that bit of dialogue was so wrong it buggered belief! :)

Is that EA as in East Anglia, 'cos thas were oi live bor. Wave

Quote: Marc P @ 20th August 2014, 8:18 AM BST

Ion and iron in English are still stressed differently.

I suppose I would stress the 'o' a bit more in ion.
Definitely no trace of an 'r' in iron though (for me).

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th August 2014, 6:51 AM BST

Clare Bolding then? :) Or someone who is hairless is bold? (Kenneth Williams - "Oooh, look at him - so bold").

Yep!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th August 2014, 12:06 PM BST

Is that EA as in East Anglia, 'cos thas were oi live bor. Wave

North Coast thereof indeed! :)

Quote: zooo @ 20th August 2014, 2:35 PM BST

I suppose I would stress the 'o' a bit more in ion.
Definitely no trace of an 'r' in iron though (for me).

Pronounce both and tell us if your lower jaw moves on iron. Try saying it without moving jaw and then try the same with ion :)

I think my jaw does the same thing with both. :S

Quote: zooo @ 20th August 2014, 3:24 PM BST

I think my jaw does the same thing with both. :S

Me too, and I suspect anyone south of Watford does the same.

No it doesn't unless you are a ventriloquist dummy!

:D

Uh oh.

What's with all these pictures of 'celebrities' having buckets of water poured over them?

Feck off !

Quote: keewik @ 19th August 2014, 10:39 PM BST

??? I'm confused. How else would you pronounce it? Surely not 'ion'?

Funny really because we say 'irony' pronouncing the R. How would you distinguish between being ironic or like an iron?

Having been away for a fortnight it's nice to see the BCG is still the unique and slightly disturbing place I left it. A discussion on whether your jaw moves if you say ion or iron is just what I needed to reassure me I'm back home!

Quote: roscoff @ 20th August 2014, 9:39 PM BST

Having been away for a fortnight it's nice to see the BCG is still the unique and slightly disturbing place I left it. A discussion on whether your jaw moves if you say ion or iron is just what I needed to reassure me I'm back home!

What do you Welsh know about proper pronunciation?

Quote: roscoff @ 20th August 2014, 9:39 PM BST

Having been away for a fortnight it's nice to see the BCG is still the unique and slightly disturbing place I left it. A discussion on whether your jaw moves if you say ion or iron is just what I needed to reassure me I'm back home!

Laughing out loud

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