Abdullah Gul president of Turkey is talking to George Bush.
Bush
President Abdullah Goolies, you can’t invade Iraq. Attacking a country, because you pretend you think they have WMDs, but you just want to steal all their oil.
Abdullah
Mr Bush we attacked Iraq because we suffered border raids, we don’t think they have WMDs, and we don’t want the oil.
Bush
Oh shucks, that’s why I invaded Iraq, you must think me a real dumbass. Well you can’t invade Iraq.
Abdullah.
Why not?
Bush
Because it’s mine, my daddy gave it to me, for stopping drinking, or wetting the bed.
Abdullah
Mr Bush how much longer have you got as President?
Bush
As long, as long, as I damn well want.
Bursts into tears,
Bush
Condy, where are you Black Mama?
Conaleeza walks on and hugs George to her chest.
Condeleeza
Mr Guil if you wanted to make the most powerful man in the world cry, I hope your happy.
