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The OED is not aspic to preserve a dead language.

I loath language snobbery, I want grace it with the foolish epithet of Nazism.

You dig dog.

Yeah, right.

Quote: sootyj @ 17th August 2014, 11:56 PM BST

So when they say Bigfoot is living in Ontario, he's like got a job, pays taxes, rents a flat.

http://jezebel.com/forget-dinosaur-erotica-its-all-about-bigfoot-erotica-1501243455

actually Curt it's worse, what have you Canadians done to this once noble gentleman of the forest.

Hey they found my fan fiction!

You're bigfoot, that explains so much and yet so little.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th August 2014, 8:45 AM BST

You're bigfoot, that explains so much and yet so little.

I thought that was Kate Winslett.

According to a former NASA employee Otto Binder, unnamed radio hams with their own VHF receiving facilities that bypassed NASA's broadcasting outlets picked up the following exchange:

NASA: What's there? Mission Control calling Apollo 11...

Apollo: These "Babies" are huge, Sir! Enormous! OH MY GOD! You wouldn't believe it! I'm telling you there are other spacecraft out there, lined up on the far side of the crater edge! They're on the Moon watching us!

In 1979, Maurice Chatelain, former chief of NASA Communications Systems confirmed that Armstrong had indeed reported seeing two UFOs on the rim of a crater. "The encounter was common knowledge in NASA," he revealed, "but nobody has talked about it until now."

Soviet scientists were allegedly the first to confirm the incident. "According to our information, the encounter was reported immediately after the landing of the module," said Dr. Vladimir Azhazha, a physicist and Professor of Mathematics at Moscow University. "Neil Armstrong relayed the message to Mission Control that two large, mysterious objects were watching them after having landed near the moon module. But his message was never heard by the public-because NASA censored it. "

According to another Soviet scientist, Dr. Aleksandr Kazantsev, Buzz Aldrin took colour movie film of the UFOs from inside the module, and continued filming them after he and Armstrong went outside. Dr. Azhazha claims that the UFOs departed minutes after the astronauts came out on to the lunar surface.

Maurice Chatelain also confirmed that Apollo 11's radio transmissions were interrupted on several occasions in order to hide the news from the public. Before dismissing Chatelain's sensational claims, it is worth noting his impressive background in the aerospace industry and space program. His first job after moving from France was as an electronics engineer with Convair, specializing in telecommunications, telemetry, and radar. In 1959 he was in charge of an electromagnetic research group, developing new radar and telecommunications systems for Ryan. One of his eleven patents was an automatic flights to the Moon. Later, at North American Aviation, Chatelain was offered the job of designing and building the Apollo communications and data-processing systems.

Chatelain claims that "all Apollo and Gemini flights were followed, both at a distance and sometimes also quite closely, by space vehicles of extraterrestrial origin-flying saucers, or UFOs, if you want to call them by that name. Every time it occurred, the astronauts informed Mission Control, who then ordered absolute silence." He goes on to say:

"I think that Walter Schirra aboard Mercury 8 was the first of the astronauts to use the code name 'Santa Claus' to indicate the presence of flying saucers next to space capsules. However, his announcements were barely noticed by the general public.

It was a little different when James Lovell on board the Apollo 8 command module came out from behind the moon and said for everybody to hear:

'PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS.'

Even though this happened on Christmas Day 1968, many people sensed a hidden meaning in those words."

You ARE catskill and I claim my £5.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th August 2014, 8:45 AM BST

You're bigfoot, that explains so much and yet so little.

I take it as read that you are watching Celebrity Big Brother and are now aware that Audley Harrison takes size 17 shoes.

Official Syrian government spokesperson Bouthaina Shaaban has now complicated matters further by asserting that Foley was in fact murdered by Islamic State militants a year ago.
"James Foley was first arrested by the Free Syrian Army and he was sold to ISIS [an earlier name for the IS]. You can check with the UN...James Foley was killed a year ago, not now, they only released the pictures now, but he was killed a year ago. We have definite information, the UN has the information," said Shaaban.

So in fact Jilted John may already be in custody.

Joan Rivers recently taunted Michelle Obama accusing her of being a transgender and the president is gay

She is now dead

Don't f**k with the Obamas

I think she insulted everyone on the globe.

She called me Sootygay and said I smoked more cocks than Colonel Saunders with a flamethrower

So YOU killed her?

You bastard

Nah it was apparently the world Pot noodle, Pope conspiracy what done her in.

That Malaysian plane that simply vanished

Stolen by the Americans

Every passenger callously executed

The plane is now hidden in a hangar

It will eventually by used in another 9/11 style 'terror' attack on US soil

Giving America the excuse to go out and bomb the living day lights out of whoever they blame it on

Rosberg threw the Italian Grand Prix.

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