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Things that piss you off Page 1,528

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th August 2014, 11:36 AM BST

This site

It's a bloody nightmare

So many bloody adverts and pop ups plastered all over it

Refreshing the page is such a damn chore

You need to develop tunnel vision like me and just concentrate on the centre of the screen.

I can't control your pop-ups though.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2014, 3:27 PM BST

I can't control your pop-ups though.

snigger snigger

Stupid meaningless phrases like "Eggs over easy."

Is that in contrast to "Eggs under complicated?"

Stupid ridiculous Americanism. I really don't know what it means and whatever it could mean does not make sense.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2014, 3:54 PM BST

Stupid meaningless phrases like "Eggs over easy."

Is that in contrast to "Eggs under complicated?"

Stupid ridiculous Americanism. I really don't know what it means and whatever it could mean does not make sense.

'Please can I get' instead of 'Please may I have'.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 16th August 2014, 3:57 PM BST

'Please can I get' instead of 'Please may I have'.

You're getting senile. You've said that before!
:)

It all started with 'have a nice day'
Moving on to 'What can I help you with today' and so on.

Sycophantic shite... we're British. Rudeness amuses us - bad service is expected. A grunt will often suffice as a connection.

Point six feet high Stephens head six inches.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2014, 3:59 PM BST

You're getting senile. You've said that before!
:)

Said what? Speak up young man, speak UP !

Quote: Marc P @ 16th August 2014, 5:02 PM BST

Point six feet high Stephens head six inches.

I have no idea what your very clever and witty snipes in many posts of mine even mean - so you have missed your target.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 16th August 2014, 6:44 PM BST

I have no idea what your very clever and witty snipes in many posts of mine even mean - so you have missed your target.

Sorry that clearly should have been three inches.

Point going over your head is what it means. Sorry for being witty and clever. Although it's quite an easy point I was making. :)

And if it helps I apologise for not wanting your biscuit sorry.

Being on a mountain holiday, having a fantastic view from my balcony totally ruined by the f**kwits either side of me who seem to take it it turns to smoke at any time of the day or night I decide to take in the clear mountain air.

God damn all you inconsiderate smelly retarded smokers!

Have a Toblerone and try it ignore it and practice your yodelling.

Quote: Marc P @ 17th August 2014, 9:12 AM BST

Have a Toblerone and try it ignore it and practice your yodelling.

Or, as we are changing resorts today, I could leave a turd on the balcony!

A present from England

Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2014, 3:54 PM BST

Stupid meaningless phrases like "Eggs over easy."

Is that in contrast to "Eggs under complicated?"

Stupid ridiculous Americanism. I really don't know what it means and whatever it could mean does not make sense.

I was pissed off when certain teachers at the school I work at started to slip in the odd Americanism and got so annoyed that I pulled one up on it, but then gave up when the head (during one of his rallying the troops speeches - YAWN) slipped in a "Heads Up" - AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

At that point I realised I was fighting a losing battle.

NOW I've heard BBC commentators using those two very annoying words and only last week one of our own politicians.

For God's sake, I despair.........what's the matter with "Give me the nod"?

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