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Bomb Barbados that'll teach em to possibly hide possible nonces

Rum bum and the lash! Come to sunny Barbados!

Quote: Jennie @ 15th August 2014, 3:34 PM BST

I have to declare an interest in the Cliff case - I love him and buy his wonderful calendar every year.

I would also point out that it appears that there is only one allegation from one individual against him - very different to the millions that were coming forward for Jimmy Saville.

However, a cynic might say that renouncing his British citizenship in favour of a country with which there is no extradition treaty (Barbados)thus giving the British authorities almost no prospect of getting him back for trial is a little bit suspicious.

Do you not find it disturbing that ##### ###%%# chose to sit down in a guest house of am evening with Cyril smith, the leader of the national front, people connected to the IRA and several convicted sex criminals ?

Cos I find that odd in the extreme...

And the evidence is there in black and white

All those pale somewhat by comparison with Boko Haram activities.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28657085

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28809355

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th August 2014, 7:45 PM BST

Do you not find it disturbing that ##### ###%%# chose to sit down in a guest house of am evening with Cyril smith, the leader of the national front, people connected to the IRA and several convicted sex criminals ?

Cos I find that odd in the extreme...

And the evidence is there in black and white

Have to agree with you that he must have picked some odd companions. So far, in life, my friends seem reasonably balanced, crime-free folk. You do have to watch the company you keep. * puts a distance between self and Alfred kipper*

Laughing out loud

More people come forward after Sir Cliff Richard's home is searched by police.

Of course this has nothing to do with jumping on the bandwagon and trying to make out you were a victim!

Would there be any financial compensation?

Why didn't they say something before now?

Quote: billwill @ 15th August 2014, 8:10 PM BST

All those pale somewhat by comparison with Boko Haram activities.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28657085

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28809355

Too right, Bill.
There aren't many things going on in the world that are as unimportant as Cliff's alleged dubious past.
Yet that's what fills the front pages.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2014, 4:09 PM BST

More people come forward after Sir Cliff Richard's home is searched by police.

Of course this has nothing to do with jumping on the bandwagon and trying to make out you were a victim!

Would there be any financial compensation?

Why didn't they say something before now?

Yes this is the motivation to look into seriously. We already know what the motivation is of presumably most of the men going to that guest house is - where the option of placing their aroused penis into the orifices of children is on the menu.

Are you hiding something Marc? Do you want to confide in us?

No thanks Stephen. You can peddle your biscuits elsewhere.

Notorious is true your local bed and breakfast has a terrible problem with mouse holes

Quote: Marc P @ 16th August 2014, 4:27 PM BST

We already know what the motivation is of presumably most of the men going to that guest house is - where the option of placing their aroused penis into the orifices

Was that from the Visit England review.

Strip Advisor

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28817688

Oh my God - it's The Wire season 2 in real life! How exciting!

Pilot nearly crashes because his artificial arm came off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-28778728

Apparently he's not the only one with an artificial arm and there are some with artificial legs.

Gives you faith when flying. Would it be discriminatory to ask if your pilot had the full complement of limbs?

Dudley Moore would get a job there.

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