DAVE and WILMA are lying in bed.
DAVE
I think we need to buy a new car love.
A man with a guitar enters.
GUITARMAN
We sell any car dot com...big cars, small cars, good cars, shit cars, fast cars, slow cars and mini bars...
GUITARMAN sits down on the edge of the bed.
WILMA
Yea, but we'll need to get a loan first.
GO COMPARE GUY walks in to their bedroom.
GO COMPARE GUY
Go compare! Go compare! Go compare!
Go compare guy sits down on the edge of the bed.
Snoop Dogg enters.
SNOOP DOGG
Don't listen to that fool, get your ass to moneysupermarket.com!
Snoop Dogg sits on the edge of the bed.
DAVE
Wait a minute...what about our mis-sold PPI?
WE HEAR AN ERUPTION OF PHONES RINGING AND TEXT MESSAGES
DAVE (ANSWERING HIS PHONE)
Hello - really? - £10,000! - wow, that's wonderful news - I can't thank you enough - speak to you later - bye!
WILMA
Who was that?
DAVE
My mum. She just bought us a ten grand car.
WOMAN
Awe, that's great news love. That will save us a fortune.
Snoop Dogg and the other men get up and trundle downstairs, we see them walking outside.
DAVE
Now love...we'll need to sort out some insurance.
END.
