My wife isn't one to hold grudges for long.
Mainly as she'll soon start another one.
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My wife can really bear a grudge
and grudge is a stupid name for a kid.
Statistically, 100% of seances held in pubs report spirit sightings.
72.38 percent of people don't believe statistics are accurate.
Anxiety, not wanting to get up each day, feeling trapped in the wrong body -
Poor Frank Maloney. I didn't realise he was married.
I used to hate sitting next to Edward Scissorhands at school.
He was always nicking my stuff.
This years Edinburgh festival really is a who's who of comedy.
I've never heard of any of them.
Breast implants.
They always go tit's up.
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.
it's just lower-case punishment on a larger scale.
My girlfriend just passed a pregnancy test. I don't know why she swallowed it in the first place.
I was stood having a pint with my mate Dave last night when Tony Smith walked in.
"He's a f**king c**t that bloke" I said as he walked past.
"What? Tony? No way, what's he ever done to you?" Dave asked.
"Remember my first wife Trish?"
"Ah, was Tony the one who she was shagging?"
"Worse than that" I replied, finishing my pint.
"He set me up with her in the first place."
So I went into WH Smiths and said I'd like four kindles.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th August 2014, 10:01 PM BSTSo I went into WH Smiths and said I'd like four kindles.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th August 2014, 10:01 PM BSTSo I went into WH Smiths and said I'd like four kindles.
But the assistant said "You want the Dining shop next door."
Quote: Marc P @ 11th August 2014, 10:01 PM BSTSo I went into WH Smiths and said I'd like four kindles.
Are you from New Zealand?