Quote: zooo @ 11th August 2014, 11:43 AM BST
Seriously Alfred?
Well I thought it was funny.
see. Oh okay I'm Orff.
Is there anyone less funny than Patrick Kielty ? Page 3
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2014, 7:16 AM BSTYou can add another Jewy Seinfeld nonliker here. How any decent Brit admires or even gets his humour is beyond me, it's beyond the Atlantic divide. And I'm someone who not only gets Chevvy Chase but love his stuff. With Seinfeld it's just
every time.
And the Kielty is excellent, don't give a toss if his material's a bit old fashioned, in fact it's a bonus. Most likeable comedian since the great Jimmy Tarbuck.
This is Kenny the downs syndrome tiger
He like Kipper is unique and original of himself. A rare specimen that we would be lessened as a species without. Whenever Kipper appears and roars his ironic, racism, sexism, twattism it like Kenny is a site of something unique in the world.
And we would lose something not to have his wild ways, however tragic and unnatural.
That said this is racism, reflects on the site and may put people off visiting the site.
Sooty that's a St Bernard with stripey makeup on but thank you. One does try.
Now to briefly kill the aura against my better judgment, it is not a slur, but wordplay humour notably about someone of a race famed for their sense of humour, if there's any irony in that.
Nothing else, no deep seated desire to eliminate millions of any race, I'm sorry if this disappoints some of you. Just good old fashioned PC defiant humour, imolo.
The real racism here is Norman bloody Wisdom (where is he now, eh eh??!) calling charming Irishman Kielty unfunny 
In the Commonwealth Games 1500 metres (I think) there was a Canadian runner who looked just like Jerry Seinfeld. He won the Bronze Medal. He looked so much like him that the Seinfeld theme tune popped into my head and I couldn't help imagining Kramer being in the race, falling over and taking everyone else out except Jerry.
For the record, I think Seinfeld the sitcom is brilliant, Seinfeld the stand up is ok. I see why he was popular in the US, they seem to be happy to settle for a slightly blander style of stand up over there.
I bought a Seinfeld stand up DVD shortly after watching all of the sitcom. All of his material was recycled word for word from the stand up openers/closers from the series. Not one piece of new material 10 years after the show finished. I can't see a UK comic being able to do that without being heavily critisized and shamed.
I saw Kielty live once in a Kilburn pub one of the best 45 minutes on telly I've ever seen.
I don't watch telly so all my opinions on it are guess work.
Except on MagnumPI I have faith in that show,
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2014, 12:45 PM BSTwordplay humour notably about someone of a race famed for their sense of humour,
NJust good old fashioned PC defiant humour, imolo.
If that was the case you'd have come up with a more effective rhyme or world play
the oo in Jew sounds nothing like the aye in Seinfeld, it hasn't even got the right number of syllables
Semitic Seinfeld would have the same hard S and number of syllables
oh and this is Kenny who alas has died, he was a product of commercial breeding programs trying to breed white tigers to order and having issues with limited breeding stock.
I think also it is the hilarious wordplay of Jewy as opposed to decent people. I guess that is just wordplay too.
Quote: KD26 @ 10th August 2014, 11:59 PM BSTYou don't mind Patrick Kielty or Jimmy Carr and you slate Jerry Seinfeld? You people know literally nothing about comedy. Is that why you all huddle together on this pointless forum for warmth?
Oh, and Patrick Kielty is the human definition of filler. Wayne Rooney sleeping with prostitute jokes, in 2014? His material is as plain as his appearance.
I don't find Patrick Keilty that funny.
Jimmy Carr is hilarious.
Seinfeld is American.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th August 2014, 8:59 AM BSTAntisemitism raises it's head in quite an ugly way here.
Time to open that garret door and get some air in Marc, you're losing your grip on reality in there. You'll end up like Jeffrey Archer wandering out with wads of cash in a Mac to meet one of the characters in your own novel. Open the window.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2014, 8:26 PM BSTTime to open that garret door and get some air in Marc, you're losing your grip on reality in there. You'll end up like Jeffrey Archer wandering out with wads of cash in a Mac to meet one of the characters in your own novel. Open the window.
I would but I don't like smell.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th August 2014, 9:40 PM BSTI would but I don't like smell.
Chop your nose off then.
What would I look down from though if I did that?!!
I can't afford a tall horse.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2014, 8:26 PM BSTYou'll end up like Jeffrey Archer.
He wishes...
Actually I don't Paul, but thanks for the snide input.