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People who shelter in the entrances of supermarkets instead of making a 30 metre dash to their cars when it's raining. You aren't going to melt, you morons!

Quote: Ben @ 10th August 2014, 10:04 PM BST

People who shelter in the entrances of supermarkets instead of making a 30 metre dash to their cars when it's raining. You aren't going to melt, you morons!

Do you mean they're standing in the way and you can't get in or out?

Quote: Ben @ 10th August 2014, 10:04 PM BST

People who shelter in the entrances of supermarkets instead of making a 30 metre dash to their cars when it's raining. You aren't going to melt, you morons!

But what if I drowned? :O

Might stop using FaceBook until this whole "Your religion had killed more babies than my religion" hysteria calms down.

I wish everyone would stop using Facebook so a lesser evil could take its place.

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Quote: Lazzard @ 11th August 2014, 4:57 PM BST

Might stop using FaceBook until this whole "Your religion had killed more babies than my religion" hysteria calms down.

As a fundementalist member of the church of abortion I take offence at that.

Quote: sootyj @ 11th August 2014, 6:22 PM BST

As a fundementalist member of the church of abortion I take offence at that.

As a fundamentalist member of the church of test tube babies I take offence to you; unless you aren't counting test tube babies. Then aaaaaaall abort!

With test tube babies how do they get their heads out.

We give them a bit of work DNA.
They aren't the cutest babies but man can they slither!

Quote: sootyj @ 11th August 2014, 7:02 PM BST

With test tube babies how do they get their heads out.

No baby has ever been grown in a test tube

They use Petri dishes

Quote: Curt @ 11th August 2014, 8:25 PM BST

We give them a bit of work DNA.
They aren't the cutest babies but man can they slither!

They keep end up getting elected though, can't you do something about that.

Quote: lofthouse @ 11th August 2014, 10:24 PM BST

No baby has ever been grown in a test tube

They use Petri dishes

Well they should call them Dish Babies then.

Or would that sound a bit pervy?

Keep calm and...

The annoying thing is the original was brilliant

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