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I wouldn't eat a pigeon. They make cute noises.
Same reason I don't eat cows.

Quote: zooo @ 5th August 2014, 9:23 PM BST

Why do people eat pigeons but not like... blackbirds or seagulls.

It's usually woodpigeon that's eaten rather than those raggedy grey things.

Ben is back from the gym and doing some washing up. Hooray.

Quote: zooo @ 5th August 2014, 9:47 PM BST

I wouldn't eat a pigeon. They make cute noises.

What? This bleedin' noise repeated over and over and over . . . .

http://sounds.bl.uk/Environment/British-wildlife-recordings/022M-W1CDR0001376-0600V0

Yeah, that's really comforting.
Maybe you had to grow up watching Pigeon Street.

Zooo definitely did not eat this delicious plump breasted pigeon

Quote: Jennie @ 5th August 2014, 9:04 PM BST

Yaaaaaay to Nottingham! Where did you go? What did you do? Sadly I'm in stupid London. I miss God's Own City.

Although let me know when you're next in town - I will take you around all the classiest Weatherspoons.

We stayed at the Orchad Hotel on the Uni campus. Went out for a meal at Prezzos because we're classy as fook and then got overcharged and underserved in the hotel bar. And today spent our life savings at IKEA.

Quote: zooo @ 5th August 2014, 9:47 PM BST

I wouldn't eat a pigeon. They make cute noises.
Same reason I don't eat cows.

My wife is currently raising a wood pigeon chick she found lying on the ground.
The irony is it will grow up, eat my cabbages and shit on the car.

Much like the rest of the family.

I will endeavour to put a picture up at some stage - though it looks rather like a baby raptor at the moment.

Job interview today. Nervous Jennie.

Quote: Jennie @ 6th August 2014, 10:10 AM BST

Job interview today. Nervous Jennie.

Good luck!

Bit unhappy. My favourite burger place changed the brand of cider they have on tap to one not as nice, they forgot the chip seasoning and an important bit of my burger filling. Good thing I've been before or wouldn't b
e going back.

Quote: Jennie @ 6th August 2014, 10:10 AM BST

Job interview today. Nervous Jennie.

Good luck.

Not Silk?

Quote: Lazzard @ 6th August 2014, 9:25 AM BST

My wife is currently raising a wood pigeon chick she found lying on the ground.
The irony is it will grow up, eat my cabbages and shit on the car.

Much like the rest of the family.

I will endeavour to put a picture up at some stage - though it looks rather like a baby raptor at the moment.

Awwwwww!

Quote: Jennie @ 6th August 2014, 10:10 AM BST

Job interview today. Nervous Jennie.

Good luck!

Quote: Jennie @ 6th August 2014, 10:10 AM BST

Job interview today. Nervous Jennie.

Good luck

Quote: sootyj @ 6th August 2014, 3:17 PM BST

Good luck

...and it's good luck from me.

Tursiops is suffering with flatulence.

Oh, and good luck Jennie.

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