Quote: Tuumble @ August 23 2011, 1:36 PM BSTLittle did I know that eight years later I was diagnosed with a mild form of epilepsy which I think qualifies me to tell the joke now.
What do you do if you see Tuumble in the bath?
Throw a little laundry in.
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Quote: sootyj @ September 11 2012, 3:10 PM BSTWhat do you do if you see Tuumble in the bath?
Throw a little laundry in.
Quite remarkably, at this precise moment in time, I AM in the bath. C'mon everyone - throw in yer smalls...
That is utterly the most disturbing statement I've read this week.
And don't drop the phone in the bath.
So the US drought has led to American farmers feeding their cows surplus chocolate.
Who'll protect us from the herds of female standups?
Heard this one today...
Two Dyslexics locked in a room. One said "Can you smell gas??"
His mate said,"I can't even smell my own name!"
Don't shoot the messenger
Not bad boyah if not booyah
Ahem...
JD Sports are doing a Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuit. It's an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into the kids bottoms.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 4 2012, 10:36 AM BSTAhem...
JD Sports are doing a Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuit. It's an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into the kids bottoms.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 4 2012, 10:36 AM BSTAhem...
JD Sports are doing a Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuit. It's an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into the kids bottoms.
Just got busted laughing out loud at work cos of this Awkward!!!
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 4 2012, 10:36 AM BSTAhem...
JD Sports are doing a Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuit. It's an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into the kids bottoms.
That is brillo pads!!!
Just 'cus you all seem to like sick humour, I thought I'd share this music video for The Cream's Gonna Fly Tonight (NSFW) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mg17lVhfVo
Why didn't anyone like Piglet?
Because he played with Pooh
Quote: johncountduo @ 6th August 2014, 12:16 AM BSTJust 'cus you all seem to like sick humour, I thought I'd share this music video for The Cream's Gonna Fly Tonight (NSFW) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mg17lVhfVo
What happened to Bruce, Baker and Clapton?
How CAN you use the name of such a well-known and respected band? I know it's The Cream instead of just CREAM but still very bad.