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Quote: Chappers @ 3rd August 2014, 9:46 PM BST

You're an angle? That would have sharp edges and could be dangerous.

Anyway I always wanted to change the words to "Living Doll".

"Got to blow her up each evening just cos she's a blow up doll."

My current girlfriend is a blow up doll full of holes, she was badly treated by her last boyfriend.

He used to punch her.

Quote: Nick81 @ 4th August 2014, 7:04 AM BST

My current girlfriend is a blow up doll full of holes, she was badly treated by her last boyfriend.

He used to punch her.

Like it, very good! :-)

Is this a wind up?

Anne summers just closed their Gaza branch after complaints about the blow up dolls

Quote: sootyj @ 4th August 2014, 9:37 AM BST

Anne summers just closed their Gaza branch after complaints about the blow up dolls

Topical as well, nice.

I feel bad for Hama's so I'm donating to the IDF, they're always shelling out

I understand to be a good.Muslim you need to follow all the Suarez in the Koran

No wonder they're so cross did you see him at the world.cup?

I was channel surfing the other day. Ended up in France.

Nice one!

Sick of FIFA and it's corruption, Gary Lineker has urged England to boycott future tournaments.

With the current players, I wouldn't worry about needing to boycott, Gary.

nice football gag

When I said I was fluent in 6200 foreign languages what I meant was I've got the Google translator app.

When my brother broke one of my toys as a kid, I got revenge by decapitating one of his A-Team figures.

You should have seen his face.

One f my Star Trek figures is defective
I can feel it in my Bones

Quote: Nick81 @ 4th August 2014, 4:39 PM BST

When my brother broke one of my toys as a kid, I got revenge by decapitating one of his A-Team figures.

You should have seen his face.

Laughing out loud

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