Ok time for me to confess, there is no Sootyj, I am infact an avatar for the words most evil people people. Hoping to practice comedy, with out thier evil getting in the way.
Today I am Hitler's brain, writing comedy from my jar in a secret bunker in Brazil, guarded by mutant baboons cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA
Here is my first joke,
My dog has no nose,
How does he smell?
Achtung Panzer!
Happy now, Aaron if that really is who you is?
practice*
Quote: sootyj @ February 24, 2008, 11:09 AMmutant baboons cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA
I'd love to see that.
Quote: Leevil @ February 24, 2008, 11:38 AMI'd love to see that.
Well your in luck. They're doing a Dancing on Ice special featuring mutant Baboons cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA called 'Dancing on Ice featuring Mutant Baboons cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA'. Catchy title.
No fat on it at all, is there? Blunt and to the point.
I am really a 23 year old footballers wife. I live in a massive mansion & my job is manager to all my cleaners, chefs & gardeners & such. I have to do really important things like, my nails, shop & my spray tan. I can't type anymore or I will faint.
I am really Harry Potter. And a tripod.
I reckon chappers is already famous & has had parts in 'Shaun of the Dead' and 'Thriller'.
I am really a giant para olympic phalus, sack racing gold medalist, I always come first, infront of the sack.
Plus I got the silver in the four by foreskin handshandycap masters all comers throbtathlon.
You should have seen me on the winners podium, shame the rollneck covered the medal ribbon, I looked like one of them Bee Gee pricks...
Quote: writeone1 @ February 24, 2008, 2:05 PMI am really a giant para olympic phalus, sack racing gold medalist, I always come first, infront of the sack.
Plus I got the silver in the four by foreskin handshandycap masters all comers throbtathlon.
You should have seen me on the winners podium, shame the rollneck covered the medal ribbon, I looked like one of them Bee Gee pricks...
Quote: roscoff @ February 24, 2008, 12:57 PMWell your in luck. They're doing a Dancing on Ice special featuring mutant Baboons cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA called 'Dancing on Ice featuring Mutant Baboons cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA'. Catchy title.
You're serious, egad the Fuhrer bunker is undefended. Bloody agency mutant baboon guards cloned with Bruce Lee's DNA they're so unreliable. Any chance some ones got some Giant Madagascan flesh eating snails, with the DNA of Chackie Chan who doin't mind working ion a Sunday?
I pay luncheon vouchers, and give two breaks. The Fuhrer bunker, ev en has one of thios fancy machines that makes Klix coco with Mars flavoring, and warm ribena.
My Father is really Bony Flare & my Mother could be any one of 3 women.
Quote: writeone1 @ February 24, 2008, 2:05 PMI am really a giant para olympic phalus, sack racing gold medalist, I always come first, infront of the sack.
Plus I got the silver in the four by foreskin handshandycap masters all comers throbtathlon.
You should have seen me on the winners podium, shame the rollneck covered the medal ribbon, I looked like one of them Bee Gee pricks...
I actually live in a small town in Brittany France and love to watch 3 Pints while listening to Venga Boys. viva la France...et le Venga Boys!