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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 21st July 2014, 8:07 PM BST

Just returned from an offshore council job, refurbishing road signs.

It's good to be back from the Isle of Mon.

It's probably me but I really don't get this one.

I got the Isle of Mon bit, because I was thinking the island of Jamaica, whether you were or not. That's why I said a preferably sober crowd, because I doubt I would have come to that conclusion drunk.

I had to go in for a drug test on Monday and I was worried because I was experimenting with mushrooms... in my salad and I was afraid the poppy seed dressing would cause me to test positive.

Good luck in the commonwealth games then Nate.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 21st July 2014, 8:07 PM BST

Just returned from an offshore council job, refurbishing road signs.

It's good to be back from the Isle of Mon.

I thought I wasn't going mad. I could've sworn it was the Isle of Wight yesterday.

The isle of Mon is of course Anglesey too, where I have spent many a holiday.

There's a new drink doing the rounds in Russia called the MH17.

You just take a Ukrainian shot and down it in one.

Quote: Nick81 @ 22nd July 2014, 9:36 PM BST

There's a new drink doing the rounds in Russia called the MH17.

You just take a Ukrainian shot and down it in one.

I think you'll find it's a Russian shot!

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd July 2014, 9:38 PM BST

I think you'll find it's a Russian shot!

Touché!

I gave a urine sample at work. Last time anyone will ask me to make coffee.

Booyah very quick

Knew the punch line soon as I read the opening.

Ten a penny average misdirection joke.

He didn't miss. He peed in the cup.

Quote: Nick81 @ 24th July 2014, 8:43 PM BST

Knew the punch line soon as I read the opening.

Ten a penny average misdirection joke.

Let's discuss it over a cup. You take cream and sugar?

Quote: NateSean @ 24th July 2014, 10:35 PM BST

Let's discuss it over a cup. You take cream and sugar?

Just letting you know it's a predictable gag and hardly original. Keep up the good work.

Quote: NateSean @ 24th July 2014, 10:35 PM BST

Let's discuss it over a cup. You take cream and sugar?

Not sure. But he takes the piss. So that's alright.

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