Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 21st July 2014, 8:07 PM BSTJust returned from an offshore council job, refurbishing road signs.
It's good to be back from the Isle of Mon.
It's probably me but I really don't get this one.
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I got the Isle of Mon bit, because I was thinking the island of Jamaica, whether you were or not. That's why I said a preferably sober crowd, because I doubt I would have come to that conclusion drunk.
I had to go in for a drug test on Monday and I was worried because I was experimenting with mushrooms... in my salad and I was afraid the poppy seed dressing would cause me to test positive.
Good luck in the commonwealth games then Nate.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 21st July 2014, 8:07 PM BSTJust returned from an offshore council job, refurbishing road signs.
It's good to be back from the Isle of Mon.
I thought I wasn't going mad. I could've sworn it was the Isle of Wight yesterday.
The isle of Mon is of course Anglesey too, where I have spent many a holiday.
There's a new drink doing the rounds in Russia called the MH17.
You just take a Ukrainian shot and down it in one.
Quote: Nick81 @ 22nd July 2014, 9:36 PM BSTThere's a new drink doing the rounds in Russia called the MH17.
You just take a Ukrainian shot and down it in one.
I think you'll find it's a Russian shot!
Quote: Chappers @ 22nd July 2014, 9:38 PM BSTI think you'll find it's a Russian shot!
Touché!
I gave a urine sample at work. Last time anyone will ask me to make coffee.
Booyah very quick
Knew the punch line soon as I read the opening.
Ten a penny average misdirection joke.
He didn't miss. He peed in the cup.
Quote: Nick81 @ 24th July 2014, 8:43 PM BSTKnew the punch line soon as I read the opening.
Ten a penny average misdirection joke.
Let's discuss it over a cup. You take cream and sugar?
Quote: NateSean @ 24th July 2014, 10:35 PM BSTLet's discuss it over a cup. You take cream and sugar?
Just letting you know it's a predictable gag and hardly original. Keep up the good work.
Quote: NateSean @ 24th July 2014, 10:35 PM BSTLet's discuss it over a cup. You take cream and sugar?
Not sure. But he takes the piss. So that's alright.