I heard a rumour your ne books about a man who murders his suitcas e
Quote: Marc P @ 19th July 2014, 3:44 PM BSTThe case rests.
Nice title
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I tried to write one. But I couldn't get a handle on it.
You'd have just packed it with pants and wheeled it out again
And when your imagination takes flight it just goes over our heads
Well the first part is right 
I made my girlfriend a marble cake for her birthday.
She was really enjoying it until she nearly choked on one of them.
I wrote a play about suitcases.
It's somewhere in Heathrow Terminal Five.
Went to a networking event for opticians. Came away with a couple of new contacts.
Just seen a news report about raisins cheating on each other.
I like to keep up on current affairs.
Quote: danphobic @ 20th July 2014, 9:35 PM BSTJust seen a news report about raisins cheating on each other.
I like to keep up on current affairs.
that was great!
Quote: lomas @ 20th July 2014, 6:39 PM BSTI made my girlfriend a marble cake for her birthday.
She was really enjoying it until she nearly choked on one of them.
You have a good ear/eye for a well constructed joke Lomas
Quote: Will Cam @ 20th July 2014, 11:34 PM BST
You have a good ear/eye for a well constructed joke Lomas
I agree. My only advice would be to take out the "nearly" - it's funnier if she's actually turning blue. 
I prefer the cadence if you keep the the nearly in... Or write a pause. An ellipsis ... Or some such.
If the shoe fits... can it swallow its tongue?
Quote: DirtyRottenEgg @ 21st July 2014, 3:13 PM BSTIf the shoe fits... can it swallow its tongue?
Clever
Both are good. Perfect for a preferably sober crowd.