Tell us the funniest thing you WANT or HAVE. Win $

Comedy Contest: Take 30 seconds and tell us the funniest thing you WANT or HAVE.

Mass Mosaic (http://massmosaic.com) is having a comedy contest for the funniest Want or Have entered on the site next week. It's a $100 prize and we'll write a featured blog article on the winner.

How it works:
Think of something you want or have that is funny.
Add it to Mass Mosaic
Email the link to us with the subject "comedy contest".
We will share any entry that makes us laugh on our facebook profile.
After 1 week, the author with the most shares and likes gets $100 sent to them.
We will write a featured blog article on you the week after that.

Anyone can enter! Learn more here: http://blog.massmosaic.com/post/92206208424/i-want-have-comedy-contest

I 'wants' an American passport. Luckily I 'has' a head shaped like a camel's winky.

We are Brits, we want to win £'s, not $'s.

I don't want to win anything -
I pay my way with pride and dignity!
Karlsson better at least place in the open mind you.

The equivalent of pounds would of course be paid. To your favourite charity if that's what you wanted..

The one to beat so far is:

https://massmosaic.com/viewListing.php?listingID=476

But that's like impossible to beat? Are you setting the standard so high deliberately so people aren't so disappointed when they fail, as clearly they must??

Inspiration to go above and beyond has to come from somewhere..

Faked in studios like moon landings you mean?

Notorious, are you saying that a dated joke about the Spice Girls is impossible to beat?

It's too good for me to beat, sure!

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Not my area of expertise. I gave it my best shot with my penis head. Truth doesn't always equal comedy as I am learning.

I want the Joe Pasquale joke book. Surely nothing can be funnier than that?

I'm not sure if this is funny or certifiable but I am the proud owner of a fairly sizeable Paul Ross canvas. It features in every script I write as some sort of weird in gag that I have. Here's me and the famous canvas http://imgur.com/xZw1zYj for some reason I am wearing a nylon burger jumper. Another item that my fiancé loves!

Oooh! One of the legendary Paul Ross box canvas prints! Quality!