That Doctor Doolittle..........
Really gets my goat!
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Dr Doolittle had better change his name if he's going to sign on.
My therapist said I need to find some friends and I said, "Well then I need to find my shovel."
booyah
They were putting some old bones on display at the children's museum, so most of the security guards had to be terminated.
I went into a pub after a long gruelling work out. I quickly asked for a pint and the batman said why the big pores?
I've just recieved an email confirming my prosthetic limb order.
Attachment to follow.
nice
Yeah nice one
Quote: Marc P @ 17th July 2014, 10:28 PM BSTI went into a pub after a long gruelling work out. I quickly asked for a pint and the batman said why the big pores?
batman? Was it a military Officers Mess ?
Whomsoever's it was. I still had to clear it up!
They say you're more likely to be killed by being run over crossing the road than dying in a plane crash.
Malaysia must have some terrible drivers.
Too soon?
Still, at least Malaysia Airlines know where this one is...
I was in the train station in Tangier looking for a train. The porter pointed to an enormous green striped cylindrical object filled with a not quite set creamy filling, bordered by a pastry crust.
"What the f**k is that?" I said.
"Come now sir" said the porter. "Surely you've heard of the Marrow-quiche Express >_<
Ironically, Kate and Gerry McCann's favourite drink is Babycham.