Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th July 2014, 7:50 PM BSTPeople in glass houses
looking at vaginas and penises is a disaster.
Who do you fancy? Page 1,147
And smoking. Dirty creature.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th July 2014, 11:51 PM BSTFake tan's a bit patchy.
I'd help fill in the patches!
Quote: Chappers @ 16th July 2014, 12:41 AM BSTWho is that girl? I bet she's a lesbian.
Is this your way of telling us you fancy him too?
I don't blame you.
Vladimir Putin is a tyrant
Quote: zooo @ 16th July 2014, 2:57 PM BSTIs this your way of telling us you fancy him too?
I don't blame you.
no its not, he's all yours Zooo
but I'm afraid he seems to be Flipper's bitch, he's about to free Willy.
Quote: zooo @ 15th July 2014, 8:07 PM BSTYou're the one with all the balls.
zoo I would let you play with my tennis balls anyday 
This truly is a special day.
I think he wants to umpire
Oh hai young Harrison Ford.
Quote: george roper @ 17th July 2014, 3:45 PM BSTzoo I would let you play with my tennis balls anyday
I might actually have to start seduction classes in this place. It really is tragic.
Quote: Jennie @ 20th July 2014, 12:41 PM BSTI might actually have to start seduction classes in this place. It really is tragic.
You wouldn`t mind Andy Murray saying such filth, would you?
Quote: zooo @ 20th July 2014, 12:15 PM BSTOh hai young Harrison Ford.
Deleted scene 3: Empire Strikes Back
Han:- "Chewey? CHEWEY? Did you drink all my f**king Vimto again, you hairy c*nt"
Chewbacca:- "aaaaaarrrraaaaghaaahhh, aaaaawwwggggh awwaw"
Hey Roscoff, what's Welsh for "you're beautiful"?
Quote: " post="1081045" date="20th July 2014, 3:01 PM BST"aaaaaarrrraaaaghaaahhh, aaaaawwwggggh awwaw"
Doesn't sound very romantic.