My old school classroom was diagnosed with cancer.
Luckily it was B9
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nice but can you do it without the cancer angle.
Maybe which rooms the yoga class in?
B9.
Quote: sootyj @ 16th July 2014, 2:37 PM BSTnice but can you do it without the cancer angle.
Maybe which rooms the yoga class in?
B9.
Don't get that Sootyj 
Nor me re the yoga. Maybe I am not flexible enough with my sense of humour.
Quote: lomas @ 15th July 2014, 12:22 PM BSTBags of white sugar are quite common in supermarkets, but not bags of brown sugar.
Demerara.
Thatis a quite excellent joke (you could trim the 'but not')
benine as being peaceful, just seeing if there was a way to do it without it being a cancer joke
I don't think benign means peaceful. Kind it means as well.
Entered this car competition last night to try and impress my date.
I managed to win a Rover.
I entered a rover the other day in a completion. My date was not impressed.
Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman.
New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable.
A rag and bone man took all my old lamps off me.
I was delighted.
Quote: Nick81 @ 16th July 2014, 5:17 PM BSTMarvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman.
New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable.
Are they going to change his name to Thora?
Marvel announces their new female superhero. Appearing monthly, this new angst-ridden hero quickly puts down her enemies with unprecedented anger, unpredictable attacks and uncontrolled tears.
Coming soon....The Period
Quote: lomas @ 16th July 2014, 5:29 PM BSTAre they going to change his name to Thora?
I won the national exaggerator of the year award today by a million miles.
In order to gain some public exposure, I thought it would be a good idea to get a performer's license. So I went to town hall and told the lady at the desk that I would like to expose myself in public.