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He's a Welshman!

Quote: Jennie @ 15th July 2014, 7:36 PM BST

No woman in the history of the world has ever been attracted to a penis. Vile looking things.

You have seen what vaginas look like? People in glass houses, etc.

And I think Magaluf Girl disproves your theory. ;)

Quote: Jennie @ 15th July 2014, 7:48 PM BST

He's a Welshman!

So is Peter Stringfellow. Actually he was born in Yorkshire who are the Welsh of England obviously.

Quote: Jennie @ 15th July 2014, 7:36 PM BST

No woman in the history of the world has ever been attracted to a penis. Vile looking things.

Aww, not true! Depending on whose, I guess.
Balls though. I'll give you balls.

Quote: zooo @ 15th July 2014, 7:56 PM BST

Balls though. I'll give you balls.

You disgust me!

Quote: roscoff @ 15th July 2014, 7:58 PM BST

You disgust me!

You're the one with all the balls.

Quote: zooo @ 15th July 2014, 7:56 PM BST

Balls though. I'll give you balls.

In your face roscoff! (oops, unfortunate turn of phrase)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th July 2014, 7:50 PM BST

You have seen what vaginas look like?

I've seen quite a few nice looking prats in my time. Although it's mainly the outta bits, rather than the inner bobs.

Oh, the poetry...

Quote: zooo @ 15th July 2014, 8:23 PM BST

Oh, the poetry...

Ode to My Darling's Hairy, Flappy, Leaky, Love Nostril

'You're right, it doesn't have teeth and no wonder...have you seen the state of your gums?'

I thank you.

End scene.

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Quote: roscoff @ 15th July 2014, 7:51 PM BST

So is Peter Stringfellow. Actually he was born in Yorkshire who are the Welsh of England obviously.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th July 2014, 12:15 AM BST

Back on topic with Jan Francis . .

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I think she's fantastic. I remember her firstly as the forerunner of Michelle from 'Allo 'Allo!, in Secret Army.

Caught a bit of the Ali G movie for the first time the other day and saw sex on legs, Rhona Mitra.

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Fake tan's a bit patchy.

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