My friend has a fetish for certain types of stationary.
Helix rulers.
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Just tried some of that psychadelic toilet paper.
Totally blew my nose.
I'm so pleased they are now allowing female bishops.
We might finally get some decent sandwiches at church fetes.
Quote: gappy @ 13th July 2014, 11:00 AM BSTWho makes the tallest Mycenanean Victoria sponges?
Menelaus.
thats excellent
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 14th July 2014, 7:19 PM BSTNot your usual standard, Gappy. (Have you been on the Innis & Gunn? I know I have).
Get that spellchecker out.
Do you mean my butter-minded attempt at typing "Mycenaean"? If so, it's a fair cop.
Quote: sootyj @ 14th July 2014, 7:29 PM BSTthats excellent
Cheers. Do you think it would be better as "Which Mycenaean is warmest when they go out in the cold?"? I'm not that good at stand-alone gags.
teeny visual pun if you're that way inclined:
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/07/14/london-underground-signal-failure/
Every meal my wife has goes straight on her stomach and thighs.
I've had to buy her a massive bib.
Nice one
Quote: lomas @ 14th July 2014, 11:24 PM BSTEvery meal my wife has goes straight on her stomach and thighs.
I've had to buy her a massive bib.
I used to think David Icke was the most deluded footballer of all time, claiming all people in power were lizard based aliens.
Then I just read that Joey Barton has come out of international retirement.
Here's a Hull accent joke
What's a Hull krispy Kreme got in common with the head of Hitler's navy?
They're both Karl Dernitz
Bags of white sugar are quite common in supermarkets, but not bags of brown sugar.
Demerara.
I've already built a commanding lead in the race to invent something new for dog owners.
JACQUES: 'Oo was zer guitarist in zer Smiths?
PIERRE: Johnny Marr*
JACQUES: Ah only asked once!
*Is "J'en ai marre" a well known Freench idiom? If not, ignore this...
clever