British Comedy Guide

Shower scene

Three women in a shower,

Women1
My hairs greasy

Women2
I’m constipated.

Women3
Hey girls try this new shampoo, it'll help you both

They all wash their hair.

Women1
Wow that’s great.

Women3
It’s a new combination shampoo, laxative it’s called Wash and Go

Women2
Oh my

Loud farting noises

Errr

Weewee poopoo stuff. I liked it actually.
I always waited to see where I would go after using that shampoo.
I was expecting some time travel. I nicknamed it f**kit shampoo. For women who can't be arsed to use seperate conditioner. I also always imagined a guy developing a similar shampoo for women. One with more benefit to him. Wash & Blow.

Well CHarley thats your skit it sounds good.

Maybe Good Wife bear? It goes down easy.

Laughing out loud Just catching up on past sketches and liked this one.

I've only just seen this too.

A bit of groaner (!) but not bad.

Quote: sootyj @ February 20, 2008, 2:06 PM

Three women in a shower,

Absolutely love it. Inspired... oh wait there are more lines.

Its an OK sketch sootyj. I would have the laxatives work a bit too quickly though at the end. Maybe have a pooing noise while one of them is in the shower. Or other products such as Wash and Blow (Ask Charley about that) etc.

Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:34 PM

Or other products such as Wash and Blow (Ask Charley about that) etc.

That's what she said above.

Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:34 PM

Absolutely love it. Inspired... oh wait there are more lines.

Its an OK sketch sootyj. I would have the laxatives work a bit too quickly though at the end. Maybe have a pooing noise while one of them is in the shower. Or other products such as Wash and Blow (Ask Charley about that) etc.

pooing noise! Oh yuck Laughing out loud

Vaseline intnesive derier?

I am the pun-da-mentalist

Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 9:37 PM

Vaseline intnesive derier?

I am the pun-da-mentalist

You got the mentalist part right Laughing out loud

Quote: Up4it @ February 23, 2008, 9:36 PM

pooing noise! Oh yuck Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:42 PM

Laughing out loud

doesn't matter if it's out of tune Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ February 20, 2008, 2:06 PM

3 ugly men in a shower, wearing burkas, and victorian style swimsuits behind a thick modesty screen, veiwed through a fuzzy lens, from 3 miles away

will be referred to as women from here on in as I can't be bothered to fully edit.

Women1
My hairs greasy

Women2
I’m constipated.

Women3
Hey girls try this new shampoo, it'll help you both

They all wash their hair.

Women1
Wow that’s great.

Women3
It’s a new combination shampoo, laxative it’s called Wash and Go

Women2
Oh my

Loud farting noises

This is my censored version, hope it meets the prudes on the forums standards. n.b. this was always more of a love letter to Crackerjack, and Tizwaz and other noisy loud scatologival kids comedy programs

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