Granddad was dead before Rodney met Cassandra. Why hasn't anyone mentioned this? You have a zombie character.
Only Fools & Horses (Spec script) Page 2
The characters were there for my own convenience. I almost mentioned an adult Damien alongside Grandad in one edit, now that would have been mental.
Be grateful I published a finished draft of something, Badge 
I don't think the fact that the story doesn't fit into the show's history is a big deal with a spec script, it's a flight of fantasy/demo of skills, isn't it, not a serious addition to the canon.
And in case it wasn't obbvious from what I posted earlier, I think it's very good 
Quote: Badge @ 13th July 2014, 12:08 AM BSTYou have a zombie character.
Granted Leevil isn't the most lively of us but that's a bit much.
I've never heard of imitation scripts going anywhere as they don't show anything.
Developing characters and their relationship is the hard work in sitcom this is just replication. You've said what might happen if Del Boy had got his hands on e cigs.
It's not even satire.
It would be good if the Granddad character actually was a zombie.
only fools and walking corpses
NT DEL BOYS FLAT GRANDAD IS CHAINED TO THE SOFA AND IS CLEARLY A ZOMBIE,
GRANDAD
Euuurrrrggghhhh
DEL
Oh shut it granddad no one wants to hear about the war.
GRANDAD
Euuurrrggghhhhh
RODDERS STORMS IN THE FRONT DOOR WITH A BOX OF GUNS
RODDERS
I want a word with you Del, these shooters you've been selling don't work.
DEL
What's wrong with 'em finest Rumanian engineering they are it's what they shot Caucescu and Mrs Caucescu with
RODDERS
The triggers missing.
DEL
Oh no he ain't been gobbled up by the zombie hordes of Peckham has he
RODDERS
No off the shooters, you've got a lot of unhappy customers.
GRANDDAD
Euurrrrggghhhh
DEL
That's right Granddad Rodders should drink that nice of tea you made him
DEL HANDS RODDERS A BLOOD STAINED MUG WITH A HALF A BRAIN STICKING OUT OF IT
I like that ! but should it not be ' only ghouls and corpses ' ?
Quote: slarnder @ 13th July 2014, 9:39 PM BSTI like that ! but should it not be ' only ghouls and corpses ' ?
Like them both, favourite is Lee's
Only bit of critique I have is that I don't think e-cigs were around during the Grandad years.