Nicole Scherzinger's yoghurt themed masturbatathons
It's just yoghurt, love
Yoghurt.
Dumb slut
Nicole Scherzinger's yoghurt themed masturbatathons
It's just yoghurt, love
Yoghurt.
Dumb slut
Quote: lofthouse @ 5th July 2014, 2:20 PM BSTDumb slut
>_< What Would Jesus Do?
I hate that advert too. I think the same woman does the same noises in a shampoo ad at the moment too.
Bloody annoying.
I get really pissed off when I email someone and don't have a response back almost instantly.
A watched inbox ... never.... boils..
Or sumfin
Bleedin' soddin' pissin' bloody wireless internet connection that just stops working for no apparent reason.
Sorry, didn't catch that OR - you're breaking up.....
Quote: Ben @ 7th July 2014, 10:01 PM BSTI get really pissed off when I email someone and don't have a response back almost instantly.
Response instant preferred, my email to, said Yoda.
Staplers! Don't know why, they just really freak me out.
Maybe you were viciously stapled as a child.
I lost weight eating staples with every meal. They were my staple diet.
Quote: Nogget @ 8th July 2014, 5:22 PM BSTI lost weight eating staples with every meal. They were my staple diet.
>_< I hope you're proud of yourself
Quote: Nogget @ 8th July 2014, 5:22 PM BSTI lost weight eating staples with every meal. They were my staple diet.
I just hired a lion, it was my pay leo diet.
Arseholes on TV with poor diction. It's not fine, when you're on TV, to speak the way you'd do with your pals. We live in Britain, not Bri'in. (Apostrophe stands for glottal stop). And we have bu', li'le, bi', and many many more. Worst offender right now is Rowena somebody or other on Sky. Also why I loathe Lily Allen. Sound your bloody 't's, idiots.
God knows how foreigners can understand us.
You might be a foreigner come September !
Being admonished by Greggs staff for asking for a Cornish pasty.
They are not Cornish pasties, they are vegetable and beef pasties.
We are breaking the law if we call them Cornish pasties.
Just give me the f**king pie.