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Quote: Jennie @ 3rd July 2014, 11:01 PM BST

Renny!

You're wrong. Not for the first time, but still. You're wrong.

I don't think it matters how much one is getting from elsewhere. A man needs a little alone time every now and then. It's healthy.

If he's getting 3-4 blowjobs a day, he'll have no energy to wank. His vital fluids will have been drained away into the succubus, along with his will and wallet.

But having said that, if a guy has a particularly sordid fantasy that his prude of a bird won't go along with, then I can definitely see the reason for 'alone time'.

Quote: Jennie @ 3rd July 2014, 11:01 PM BST

It's healthy.

It *is* healthy. Exercises the prostate, reduces risk of disease in same.

A doctor once told me a boy turned up to her clinic because his female flatmate had walked into his room, caught him masturbating and told him he was a filthy human being. He had abstained for 2 weeks and now had swollen and sore balls. Her treatment - masturbate, it's normal and healthy.

Not a bad prescription

And back on topic, she is wrong, there definitely is something sweet about her.

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Daaaaaaayyyuuuuuumm

Him again.

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Quote: zooo @ 6th July 2014, 11:28 AM BST

Him again.

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it's just the cross bow isn't it?

Nah, it's got nothing to do with how his arms look when he holds the crossbow.

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Quote: zooo @ 6th July 2014, 11:58 AM BST

Nah, it's got nothing to do with how his arms look when he holds the crossbow.

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Zooo you know he invaded Crimea and is mean to gay people.

Ew.

I was always under the impression that you weren't into muscles, zooo?

I wasn't. He's ruined me for other men. :(
Or however that saying goes.

He has quite curious muscles as they're not big, but they're very defined.

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Quote: zooo @ 6th July 2014, 1:00 PM BST

Ew.

Yeh Ew there's no disputin you should be routin' for Putin

Quote: Ben @ 7th July 2014, 7:55 PM BST

He has quite curious muscles as they're not big, but they're very defined.

Yes. He's still pretty skinny, but has insane arms. It's my new favourite body shape.

Quote: zooo @ 7th July 2014, 8:15 PM BST

Yes. He's still pretty skinny, but has insane arms. It's my new favourite body shape.

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