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Quote: reds @ 3rd July 2014, 12:30 PM BST

Every time I try to cook quinoa it goes from undercooked, to starting to stick to the bottom of the pan in about three seconds. Even though it is sticking to the bottom it still doesn't seem to be cooked and still has moisture to absorb.

I've never had that problem, although quinoa is a sticky nightmare to clean off sieves. Do you use lots of water?

Quote: Nogget @ 3rd July 2014, 12:45 PM BST

I've never had that problem, although quinoa is a sticky nightmare to clean off sieves. Do you use lots of water?

It a packet one. About a 130g pack and they say use 1.5 cups of water. Just a had taste and I seemed to have improved slightly. It did stick to the bottom but doesn't taste burnt.

quinoa is always unpleasant

Quote: billwill @ 3rd July 2014, 1:09 AM BST

You are calling Keewik a bottle of whiskey.

I know. I love winding the Sweaties up. Just like the Sheep-Sh***ers.

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd July 2014, 1:08 PM BST

quinoa is always unpleasant

It's not as bad as bulgar wheat, which I tried to convince myself that it was an adequate pasta alternative during a healthy eating kick.

Quote: Tursiops @ 3rd July 2014, 11:45 AM BST

:O

Next you will be telling us that you can take or leave haggis neeps and tatties.

And that you have a shortbread intolerance.

Potatoes and shortbread, fine (though preferably not together) but haggis and neeps .......... Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick

Quote: Nogget @ 3rd July 2014, 11:50 AM BST

Or that you don't hate the English.

I actually don't hate anybody. I do find some people a pain in the arse, but it's generally nothing to do with nationality.

I heard Keewik went on a date with Alex Salmond and had a scotch so large it crossed her eyes.

And a small white wine.

Whenever I see neeps and tatties written I always want to sing 'Neeps and tatties come away, come away.'

I love haggis

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd July 2014, 4:40 PM BST

I love haggis

Me too.

TTPYO. Bloody Microsoft buggering about with my Hotmail account. Why can't they just stop interfering and leave it up to me what I want to do.

I absolutely hate that video where that eejit impersonates Celine Dion at that Las Vegas airport.
So I've done my very own version!
Just check this version out! :D :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-JvCypxTp4

Quote: Richard Steed @ 3rd July 2014, 5:22 PM BST

Just check this version out! :D :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-JvCypxTp4

Guess what is pissing me off today? Forget the clumsy attempt at spam, forget the low number of posts indicating a spammer and forget the double emoticon that screams of: this is spam, but I'm being ironic.

No Mr. Steed, I will not click on your link to see some uninspiring bit of copycatted viral shite, particularly when I've never even heard of the trending video you're ripping off in a desperate attempt to get views.

Neither have I.

Peter Hitchens.

Twunt.

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd July 2014, 4:40 PM BST

I love haggis

Nothing quite like the thrill of chasing them over the bracken and then roasting them within an hour of catching one.

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