Hi everyone.
Apologies for anyone that may have come across this before, but I'm pretty sure it's never been done as a sketch before and it made me larf, so I thought I'd share it. And writing jokes down in the form of a sketch is, like, practice, huh?
INTERIOR HARLEY STREET DOCTORS' CONSULTANCY ROOM.
A MAN AN A DOCTOR ARE SAT EITHER SIDE OF A LARGE OAK DESK
DOCTOR
It's a radical new surgical transplant technique, but I can assure you, it's the only known effective method of increasing the penis size.
MAN
A baby elephant's trunk though? Is it that even ethical?
DOCTOR
(COUGHS) HE'S COMPLETING SOME PAPERWORK. HE DOESN'T LOOK UP.
The fee for the procedure is ten thousand pounds and you should allow around six weeks to fully recuperate.
CU OF MAN seriously considering option.
Hmmm.
FADE OUT.
TITLE: SIX WEEKS LATER
FADE IN
INT - A SWANKY RESTAURANT
THE MAN IS SAT OPPOSITE A WOMAN. THEY ARE ENJOYING A CANDLE-LIT MEAL, LAUGHING AND JOKING.
A WAITER COMES INTO FRAME, PUSHING THE SWEET TROLLEY.
WAITER
Sir, madam - dessert?
MAN
Ah, let's see what we've got here then.
FROM UNDER THE TABLE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK APPEARS, GRASPS A SMALL CAKE AND DISAPPEARS BACK UNDER THE TABLE.
WOMAN - SLIGHTLY SHOCKED, BUT CURIOUS
Can you do that again?
MAN - SURPRISED, PAINED EXPRESSION
He can, but I don't think my arse could take another bun.