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I've been coming to this surgery for several days now and I've yet to see anyone have a limb amputated...

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 30th June 2014, 12:57 PM BST

I've been coming to this surgery for several days now and I've yet to see anyone have a limb amputated...

open your eyes then. You are a surgeon after all.

I doctor the odd piece of work.

Quote: Chappers @ 30th June 2014, 5:50 PM BST

Hop on the fries then. You are a sturgeon after all.

Yum.

No, no, no.

Whatever his qualifications are, Dr Chappers is not going to do my vasectomy.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 30th June 2014, 10:01 PM BST

No, no, no.

Whatever his qualifications are, Dr Chappers is not going to do my vasectomy.

Why not? It's the same as what we do to dogs isn't it?

Quote: Chappers @ 30th June 2014, 11:38 PM BST

Why not? It's the same as what we do to dogs isn't it?

I say, steady on Old Boy.

You do know this is NHS, OR?

When I really did have me vs done it was NHS.

They told me to relax as only my heels and the back of my head were on the table !

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