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Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd June 2014, 8:31 PM BST

Batchelors will be getting a very stiff letter in the post ...

How very quaint.

TV channels that still screen old films that have had the edges lopped off to fit a 4:3 aspect ratio. Standard format is now 16:9. Buy a new print you tossers!

And while I am about it, station idents that take up a quarter of the f**king screen...

And TV screens that are covered in fur and hide under ths sofa when you're wathcing them and make a purring sound.

And if you adjust the ariel they scratch you.

Rain. On my holidays.

Not being able to remember what it was that was pissing me off so that I could post it on here.

Laughing out loud

It is much too hot.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th June 2014, 9:24 PM BST

Not being able to remember what it was that was pissing me off so that I could post it on here.

I had the very same problem a couple of months ago - I think.

Quote: zooo @ 25th June 2014, 10:33 PM BST

It is much too hot.

It's not too hot here. I do wish I had my fan with me though. I'll probably only stop using it in November. And that's only because my girlfriend moans about it making her too cold.

I use the fan all day and night from about May to November.
I want to move to Iceland.

Quote: zooo @ 25th June 2014, 10:48 PM BST

I use the fan all day and night from about May to November.
I want to move to Iceland.

Same here I have a tower fan and thought that meant it had 10 tiny fans stacked ontop of each other.
Instead it's got one big pillar that spins around.

Quote: Ben @ 25th June 2014, 10:44 PM BST

It's not too hot here. I do wish I had my fan with me though.

Who is he?

Quote: zooo @ 25th June 2014, 10:48 PM BST

I use the fan all day and night from about May to November.
I want to move to Iceland.

No need. Try Scotland.

That'll do nicely.

Quote: zooo @ 25th June 2014, 10:48 PM BST

I use the fan all day and night from about May to November.
I want to move to Iceland.

I'm sure they'd let you put up a camp bed in the freezer aisles.

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