LOL
(It's more of an interstellar black hole than a vagina.)
David Chapman Page 4
Dave
(On one arthritic knee) Charley, I have known you now for ages. We have even met once. I think I love you.
Charley
Awwww! Fankoo 
Dave
Charley, will you marry me?
Charley
Dave, you are married already. As am I
Dave
(Stamps his foot) So.
Charley
Look maybe if we were not married, you were richer & had been in a severe car crash, I would consider it.
Dave
(Takes out two pennies & rubs them together) I have money.
Charley
Dave you are 8 times my age.
Dave
(Pouts) So
Charley
I am sorry Dave. I mean your cock is so old it could break clean off.
Dave
I have glue?
Charley
Ok alright. I will marry you. On one condition
DAVE
(Jumping up & down with glee) Yes, anything.
Charley
You take out a massive life insurance premium & you sign a consent form for euthanasia.
Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 5:52 PMCharley
Ok alright. I will marry you. On one conditionDAVE
(Jumping up & down with glee) Yes, anything.Charley
You take out a massive life insurance premium & you sign a consent form for euthanasia.
Who'd give me life insurance with the risk of catching all those diseases?
Quote: David Chapman @ February 23, 2008, 5:59 PMWho'd give me life insurance with the risk of catching all those diseases?
Would you suffocate him with your massive floppily-doppilies?
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 6:02 PMWould you suffocate him with your massive floppily-doppilies?
Only if I had too. That would be my last resort.
I would probably make him wank himself to death.
Big Dave C, is a legend and alot more sensible looking in real life then you'd think.
Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 6:15 PMI would probably make him wank himself to death.
This thread is about a wonderful person.
Jake How?
Gavin I thought it was about you.
So you Cant read either?
I can read but you can't I will go to your thread now.
Oi! This is not on, Jake. Do I have to ban you?