Am I as bunny as I thought?

I've recently got the idea in my head that I'd like to become a bunny rabbit. All my mates down the pub say I'd make a great bunny, but I just want to run some things through with you guys first.

Here's a few bunny-like habits I've tried to adopt:

Eating carrots.
Having long ears.
Living in a hutch.
Living in a warren.
Hopping.

I feel like I'm coming off more hare then rabbit though! And one night I went to an evening class about it but it was all in Hebrew and I come away with nothing new other than a dreidel, which I assume is some sort of gnawing device?

Any advice will be much appreciated!

Did't you get a kicking from Micheal J Fox?

Don't go near large pots of boiling water or Wales.

I've just ordered some Myxomatosis from Amazon.

Quote: Marc P @ 19th June 2014, 6:38 PM BST

Don't go near large pots of boiling water or Wales.

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Something to stew on...

You bunny men you want it all!

Quote: Marc P @ 19th June 2014, 6:38 PM BST

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You got that mixed up, it is large women who live in Wales with boiling pots. Hell hath no fury like a Welsh woman scorned.

Especially the red headed ones!

Oh yes that stems from Gwenllian of Wales who was locked away in England for many years. Ever since then red headed women of Wales have been furious about everything.

I echo what the bunnymen said.

I said that, right shandy bring on the Dancing Horses!

I can't, they're too busy killing moons.

Watch out for Winterson Down.

As someone who became a bunny just over 3 years ago I feel I have pots of advice I could share with you.
The first thing to remember is as long as you think your bunny, it doesn't matter a hairs breath what anyone else thinks! sure they will hunt you down, but they can't arrest you without a warren!
Jumping from one subject to another is a big problem us bunny's have and the only advice I can gi.. and don't forget the bunny girls! they make it all worth while!
The only negative side is there are not a lot of job opportunities for us bunny's, the only job I've been able to find is at Proctor and Gamble in their labs, its a bit demeaning as it involves having different products poured into my eyes to see if they burn, it can make your eyes really red for a few days, but on the plus side, my skin is really soft and my hair is always in really good condition and very clean!
I wouldn't suggest you try hoping home when there are Gay female black comedians walking down the road towards you or you might get raped by your granny! (sorry I'm rabbiting on a bit).
Anyway all I can say is welcome to the bunnyhood, and watch out for the farmers with the shot gu

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 19th June 2014, 10:39 PM BST

As someone who became a bunny just over 3 years ago I feel I have pots of advice I could share with you.
The first thing to remember is as long as you think your bunny, it doesn't matter a hairs breath what anyone else thinks! sure they will hunt you down, but they can't arrest you without a warren!
Jumping from one subject to another is a big problem us bunny's have and the only advice I can gi.. and don't forget the bunny girls! they make it all worth while!
The only negative side is there are not a lot of job opportunities for us bunny's, the only job I've been able to find is at Proctor and Gamble in their labs, its a bit demeaning as it involves having different products poured into my eyes to see if they burn, it can make your eyes really red for a few days, but on the plus side, my skin is really soft and my hair is always in really good condition and very clean!
I wouldn't suggest you try hoping home when there are Gay female black comedians walking down the road towards you or you might get raped by your granny! (sorry I'm rabbiting on a bit).
Anyway all I can say is welcome to the bunnyhood, and watch out for the farmers with the shot gu

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that last rabbit I shot tasted 'funny' .

btw does anyone else remember the goodies dressed as bunnies ..searching for ' bellamyyyyyy ' ??? or am I just an old fart ..

Why did the impotent rabbit cross the road? To avoid the blackbird.