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I have never been hacked and I don't like people who do it, I am learning how people hack at uni and how you can stop yourself from being hacked.

Quote: jake how @ February 23, 2008, 2:11 PM

I have never been hacked and I don't like people who do it, I am learning how people hack at uni and how you can stop yourself from being hacked.

That seems a very helpful, useful thing to teach the youth of today.

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 2:04 PM

And now, a rhyme!

Ellie Ellie, little Ellie
Lying on the floor.
She spread her legs,
Opened her crack,
And pointed it at the door.

And in they came, one at a time,
All eager for release.
And Ellie, she did roll about,
That cheeky little tease.

Wheres the rhyming you oxymoron >_<

Scattered around.

Ellie , Ellie has the va va voom
She is a sexy lady even as a cartoon
Available for voice over work she is,
Much to much of a lady to take a piss
I simply can't imagine this lady in a loo,
Screwing up her face & pushing to have a poo
So sweet & kind & has traveled the globe.
No Dave Chapman, you can not have a probe.

Laughing out loud

Where is EllieJP today ?

Northampton. Lesbian weekend.

Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 4:33 PM

Ellie , Ellie has the va va voom
She is a sexy lady even as a cartoon
Available for voice over work she is,
Much to much of a lady to take a piss
I simply can't imagine this lady in a loo,
Screwing up her face & pushing to have a poo
So sweet & kind & has traveled the globe.
No Dave Chapman, you can not have a probe.

What's it got to do with you Lady Slut?

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 5:22 PM

Northampton. Lesbian weekend.

Well she be on today ?

She was on this morning, but no, probably not until tomorrow night now.

Quote: jake how @ February 23, 2008, 5:28 PM

Well she be on today ?

That's a bit of a personal question.

That joke was beyond even me, David. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 5:47 PM

That joke was beyond even me, David. You should be ashamed of yourself.

After you've talked to Charley so much these things just become a matter of fact.

LOL

Byyyy the way. It was I who coined the "Chavid" term. I want royalties. Angry

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