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Quote: Ben @ 13th June 2014, 2:05 PM BST

Sometimes you just have to take a sudden half day and that's just what Ben's done today!

That's what Chip did today. Although the shine was taken off it slightly when he got home, looked out of his upstairs window, and saw two naked babies in a nearby garden. Just crawling around.

Disgusting.

Where's L.E? Is she married yet?

Quote: zooo @ 13th June 2014, 6:51 PM BST

Disgusting.

Although one did have a great arse.

Quote: chipolata @ 13th June 2014, 6:59 PM BST

Where's L.E? Is she married yet?

Not til August I think..

But she did come down from the big K.

Quote: chipolata @ 13th June 2014, 6:46 PM BST

That's what Chip did today.

One day I'll stop inspiring people, but thankfully that's a long way off.

Just found one of my parents is intending on moving close enough to be "just popping in" distance away.

Ha, is that good or bad?

I've got man flu.

Very badly.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th June 2014, 2:08 PM BST

I've got man flu.

Very badly.

I've had a cold this week - hottest day of the year this week and I couldn't go out and enjoy it. I've got a dental appointment coming up, so it better be gone by then.

I normally feel like I'm drowning whenever I have a procedure done, but not being able to breathe through my nose would be the icing on the cake.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th June 2014, 2:08 PM BST

I've got man flu.

Very badly.

I had a bad cold several weeks back. Bad enough to confine me to bed.

Quote: zooo @ 14th June 2014, 1:33 PM BST

Ha, is that good or bad?

Probably bad. If it happens they will only be about 30 mins away. There is no other family close by and as far as I know they don't know anyone except me in under a 2 hour drive.

Chip's impressed himself by posting two days in a row.

Ben has a lot to pack in today.

Though you might not be in the slightest bit interested; :) I have just put 4 items for sale on eBay each with a high nominal price and an invitation to make offers, instead of bidding as an auction.

Vintage Sewing Machine -- http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221467927102

Sharp PA-3000 electronic typewriter -- http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221467981702

Selmer Invicta Trumpet -- http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221468032839

Unique historic Mandolin -- http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221468133233

Has second class this. Thought I better do so study. Was never a good student but finding it really hard to get motivated after not studying seven years. Google is not been helpful either.

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