British Comedy Guide

Your secret vice. Page 5

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th June 2014, 10:12 PM BST

Haha!

Serious ?

Did they do plenty of Gilbert and Sullivan?

Cool as f**k

Absolutely, I felt about 2" high!

Yes, plenty of G&S.

Odd audience though each time I saw them. A third (us) who knew what was going on, a third gay men and a third little old ladies who thought they were watching two little old ladies !

Yes they were pretty convincing

And 'Hilda' did have a damn fine voice

I've got 'Gala Nights' on DVD somewhere and I've still not got round to watching it

You should !

Quote: Jennie @ 14th June 2014, 8:32 PM BST

However, she has recently converted me to the joy of ironing bedding.

What does your psychiatrist say about this?

That's a bit pillow the belt keewik.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 14th June 2014, 11:21 PM BST

That's a bit pillow the belt keewik.

Laughing out loud

Don't encourage her Keewik, that was a sheet joke.

A secret vice is a dangerous thing to have, you don't want your wife finding out you have more interest in balsa wood modelling than you do in her.

Quote: zooo @ 14th June 2014, 8:35 PM BST

I almost never iron anything.
Things don't seem to crease up if you keep them hung up or folded. Right...?
Or am I a slovenly tramp.

Yep. If it fails, you can just say you are trying out the crushed look.

Opium

And highly pornographic French lithographs

Quote: reds @ 15th June 2014, 1:17 PM BST

Yep. If it fails, you can just say you are trying out the crushed look.

I understand that ironing was invented (by the British in India ? ) to kill the eggs of ticks so that they wouldn't burrow into you.

So if anyone comments that your clothes are not ironed, you can look insulted and say "Sir (or madam) are you insinuating that we have ticks in our house !! "

:O

I never get a tick.

Quote: Marc P @ 15th June 2014, 4:02 PM BST

I never get a tick.

But I bet you get ticked off.

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