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Quote: lofthouse @ 14th June 2014, 6:19 PM BST

Powerful finish there mate

Finished on his own face as well.

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th June 2014, 6:19 PM BST

I think it might be me

This you?

Powerful finish there mate - respect

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was this your response?

for the last time I don't call my willy Britney your holiness.

That Poundland have now started selling things for £2.

Yeah but you get two

I wish!

Quote: chipolata @ 14th June 2014, 11:38 PM BST

That Poundland have now started selling things for £2.

WHAT?

Quote: chipolata @ 14th June 2014, 11:38 PM BST

That Poundland have now started selling things for £2.

Shouldn't they have to change the name to Two Poundland - Trade Description Act and all that.

Quote: Chappers @ 15th June 2014, 7:49 PM BST

Shouldn't they have to change the name to Two Poundland - Trade Description Act and all that.

No, it's called Poundland because it acts like a dog pound, except it's for chavs.

I walked past a 97p shop the other day. Quite close to a pound shop. You're in a bad way if a saving of three pence turns your head.

Yes but if you buy 3,333 items and you've got almost a grand.

I went into a poundland and ordered a cake. The sales woman charged me three pounds! She said that's Madera cake.

Should have bought a pound cake

Tony f**king Blair. He's at it again.

Quote: keewik @ 15th June 2014, 11:37 PM BST

Tony f**king Blair. He's at it again.

Have some respect. He is our Peace Envoy!

He's a dickhead and should shut his stupid f**king mouth

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