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Quote: Charley @ February 22, 2008, 9:42 PM

Dave click this link. Scroll down to Britcom Barry's post. There is a picture of your wife there.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5400

Is that the one we had together? Sorry - I was pissed at the time.

David david give me your answer do.
Your so old now, you will never get a screw.
We will visit you in the ol folks home
watch you play with your ol wrinkly bone
And you will look sweet
upon a seat
With your arse taking a garden gnome.

Quote: Charley @ February 22, 2008, 10:01 PM

David david give me your answer do.
Your so old now, you will never get a screw.
We will visit you in the ol folks home
watch you play with your ol wrinkly bone
And you will look sweet
upon a seat
With your arse taking a garden gnome.

I've said before - you're not really an old wrinkly bone.

Quote: Charley @ February 22, 2008, 10:01 PM

David david give me your answer do.
Your so old now, you will never get a screw.
We will visit you in the ol folks home
watch you play with your ol wrinkly bone
And you will look sweet
upon a seat
With your arse taking a garden gnome.

Laughing out loud

David Chapman - RIP

This is what this thread is innit? INNIT?!

Quote: Leevil @ February 23, 2008, 11:51 AM

David Chapman - RIP

This is what this thread is innit? INNIT?!

Well I did wonder.

After all - some peope are saying nice things about me.

David was a referee,
And he hates United.
He is in love with Charley Rance,
And I couldn't think of a rhyme here.

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 3:20 PM

David was a referee,
And he hates United.
He is in love with Charley Rance,
And I couldn't think of a rhyme here.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 3:20 PM

David was a referee,
And he hates United.
He is in love with Charley Rance,
And I couldn't think of a rhyme here.

Laughing out loud
Dave is in love with anyone that has a vagina.

Dave Chapman?

Who? :P

You must have seen him, lurking around. Hands in pocket with the moving raincoat.

I have heard of David Chapman I think he got banned.

Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 5:00 PM

You must have seen him, lurking around. Hands in pocket with the moving raincoat.

I thought that was Aaron! ;)

Laughing out loud

What's blue and shags old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 4:49 PM

Laughing out loud
Dave is in love with anyone that has a vagina.

That rules you out then.

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