British Comedy Guide

Your secret vice. Page 2

Miami.

The Doobie Brothers.

Have mentioned elsewhere on another thread - smelling books (that's why I will never get a Kindle!).

I smell books.
I eat untoasted Pop Tarts.
I read too much Walking Dead fanfiction.

Quote: Will Cam @ 12th June 2014, 10:35 PM BST

Have mentioned elsewhere on another thread - smelling books (that's why I will never get a Kindle!).

Or allowed back in WH Smith.

Quote: zooo @ 12th June 2014, 10:36 PM BST

I smell of
Walking Dead .

that's not really secret.

We need a zombie emoticon.

Quote: Marc P @ 12th June 2014, 10:38 PM BST

Or allowed back in WH Smith.

Laughing out loud but he quite liked it!

Quote: zooo @ 12th June 2014, 10:43 PM BST

We need a zombie emoticon.

I did a double take on that!

I can categorically state that zombie erections are not my vice.

Ok. Can we please stop using the words erection and vice in the same sentence. It brings back too many unhappy memories.

Quote: Marc P @ 13th June 2014, 6:59 AM BST

Ok. Can we please stop using the words erection and vice in the same sentence. It brings back too many unhappy mamaries.

Paging dr Freud!

I expect it was

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Quote: Marc P @ 12th June 2014, 5:57 PM BST

What's the filling?

Tinned marrowfat peas. I accept it's weird.

A triple decker of Hovis crackers and Dairylea cheese spread. One triangle to three crackers represents the perfect ratio of processed cheese to cracker and the optimum depth of sandwich.

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