I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,615

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th June 2014, 7:32 PM BST

Yes, I literally applaud. \0/

Of course comparing a private enterprise to a government is always a fair comparison. Which reminds me, must pay my Sainsburys tax this month.

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Yeh that's what I call paying for arse paper.

David Cameron might sling me in jail for tax evasion.

But f**king Tesco can leave me scratching my arse for a week, there's your f**king conspiract right there!

Wonder if they do these in XXXL ?

If you got a boner you'd tear your arsehole out.

Does anyone have any eye soap?

Chap on the right has great eyebrows.

I have a policy of not dating men with better eyebrows than me.

I suspect in this case that I may not be his type in any event.

His "anchor" tattoo looks a bit weird too.

Quote: Jennie @ 12th June 2014, 10:47 PM BST

Chap on the right has great eyebrows.

I have a policy of not dating men with better eyebrows than me.

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Norman Lamont?

Quote: Chappers @ 12th June 2014, 10:59 PM BST

His "anchor" tattoo looks a bit weird too.

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Yeah, they missed off the 'W'..

Quote: Oldrocker @ 12th June 2014, 10:02 PM BST

Wonder if they do these in XXXL ?

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Glad to see that Matt and Craig are alive and well...but where's Luke?

"When will I be famous...again?"

The consequences of going with boys with bad eyebrows?

Ho ho ho..

Voice activated computer heh. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27827545

What will happen if we ever have voice activated cars ???

Quote: billwill @ 13th June 2014, 12:34 PM BST

Ho ho ho..

Voice activated computer heh. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27827545

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I just mentioned on Facebook that the next advert should feature Aaron Paul saying: 'Xbox, delete all saved games' - it would be the troll of the decade.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 13th June 2014, 11:24 AM BST

The consequences of going with boys with bad eyebrows?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27830525

Just for keewik, the latest honours list. Angelina Jolie has been made an honorary dame for sitting next to William Hague for hours on end without slicing her wrists open presumably.

Aaah - so Miliband has upset a few Scousers!