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I can't resist eating cold mushy peas out of the tin.

Crisp sandwich.
:O

Grapefruit pith.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 12th June 2014, 12:31 AM BST

I can't resist eating cold mushy peas out of the tin.

Is this a euphemism?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th June 2014, 9:55 AM BST

Grapefruit pith.

I didn't know you had a lisp...

It's because I keep taking the pith.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th June 2014, 9:52 AM BST

Crisp sandwich.
:O

Salt n vinegar all the way!

Quote: Lee @ 12th June 2014, 12:26 PM BST

Salt n vinegar all the way!

I'm afraid I rather like the bland crunch of Ready Salted....

Record 6" fitter's with quick-slide.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th June 2014, 12:33 PM BST

I'm afraid I rather like the bland crunch of Ready Salted....

A crisp is a crisp, unless it's a corn and even then it's not really corn!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 12th June 2014, 12:31 AM BST

I can't resist eating cold mushy peas out of the tin.

Ever tried Dorset chippies favourite snack, the mushy pea fritter.

I think mine would be an occaisonal cigar, though the thick noxious clouds don't make it much of a secret.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th June 2014, 12:33 PM BST

I'm afraid I rather like the bland crunch of Ready Salted....

unsalted, I have boxes filled with unsprinkled blue salt packs.

I find alot of the posh ones way too salty.

A sandwich with tinned marrowfat peas.

What's the filling?

:D

I can't tell you, it's secret.

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