ok , anyone want to insult each other in a friendly sort of way ? ie
of all the guys I see on here
there is one that's called mark
he really isn't handsome though
he's best viewed in the dark
another one I tend to see
is a chap called gappy
when he critiques my stuff
I usually fill my nappy
and last but not least
is the very famous sooty
but I don't read his stuff
I prefer to watch the footy.
feel free to hit me back . if anyone can be arsed . 
I am the limerick king
five liners are my thing
if you think you can best me
then please come and test me
or go shove a frog up ya ring .
Check your metre slander ... And Look look up elements of a proper limerick as well in terms of thematic integrity, which this one at least has. A limerick has more to it than just having five lines old bean 
Quote: slarnder @ 2nd June 2014, 7:17 PM BSTanother one I tend to see
is a chap called gappy
when he critiques my stuff
I usually fill my nappy
"On My Colleague's Inelegant Poetic Scansion"
Although his intentions are high and Byronic,
Like Morrisette's cutlery drawer, it's ironic
That when Slarnder sings like a metrical linnet
He opens his mouth, but his feet won't fit in it;
Each error stands out like the beard on Conchita -
Give him an inch, and he'll take a bad metre.
Lines about the ancestry of molecules.
Adam
Had 'em.
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 10th June 2014, 5:20 PM BSTLines about the ancestry of molecules.
Adam
Had 'em.
I think he was looking for original work, Paul.
Quote: gappy @ 10th June 2014, 5:11 PM BST"On My Colleague's Inelegant Poetic Scansion"
Although his intentions are high and Byronic,
Like Morrisette's cutlery drawer, it's ironic
That when Slarnder sings like a metrical linnet
He opens his mouth, but his feet won't fit in it;
Each error stands out like the beard on Conchita -
Give him an inch, and he'll take a bad metre.
oh dear gappy , please take a vacation
you can't give me a lyrical citation
your rhymes so low its nearly sedimentary
besting you is really elematary
so rest assured that I have no fears
'gappy' just describes whats between ya ears
There once was a fellow from Dorset
whom online looked an absolute tit
He thought it simple to craft verse
But it was bad... and got worse
Quite 'simply' 'twas consummate shit!
Have I just be randomly insulted by a substandard poet?
F**k off.
If you are so f**king clever Sootyj tell me exactly how far it is, no one ever seems to know the real distance?
It is a simple question man! Just how f**king far is it to Limerick?.
This thread you say? it's not injustice I hate STT, it's people not being just!
Quote: Marc P @ 10th June 2014, 10:50 PM BSTIt is a simple question man! Just how f**king far is it to Limerick?.
Not a long way from Tiperary.
Yes but exactly how far??? Sobs into his Guiness tormented. Nobody ever knows.