She's a rare treat: A genuinely funny woman!
And a dirty, dirty girl who needs putting into line! A few smart smacks with this ruler should do it.
Charley Page 3
Chaley, Charley, little Charley
Lying on the floor.
She spread her legs,
Opened her crack,
And swallowed up the door.
And in they came, one at a time,
Until she was quite full up
And Charley, she did roll about,
That dirty little trollope.
Charley, what a dirty bitch,
She likes it from behind.
Her vagina can be smelled from space,
And looks like bacon rind.
She keeps inside, a herd of cows,
In fact a whole farm.
There's even combine harvesters,
A pig sty and a barn.
In fact it is so wide and deep,
It's gravitational pull,
Could suck inside a dozen sheep,
Some turkeys and a bull.
But alas for poor Charley,
No cocks would come near.
Instead they wandered 'round the back,
And pecked into the rear.
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 2:28 PMShe keeps inside, a herd of cows,
In fact a whole farm.
There's even combine harvesters,
A pig sty and a barn.
Imperfect rhyme - not acceptable. You should know better.
Still quite funny though.
And not entirely untrue.
There's one to tell your children at night.
Charley, Charley, gave me a massive shiner
Got penis whipped from the built up tension in your vagina
Charley, Charley, shes a reet funny lass
She waxes her Vajayjay but strangley not her ass
Charley, Charley, write your bloody sitcom
10 Downing Street don't give a shit but f**k em
Charley, Charley, a riddle within a minx
She'll do anything for a couple of polo mints
There was a young lady called Charley
Who tripped up in a field full of barley
There were clergy and vicars
Had a sniff of her knickers
As she lay there playing tunes by Bob Marley
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 2:28 PMCharley, what a dirty bitch,
She likes it from behind.
Her vagina can be smelled from space,
And looks like bacon rind.She keeps inside, a herd of cows,
In fact a whole farm.
There's even combine harvesters,
A pig sty and a barn.In fact it is so wide and deep,
It's gravitational pull,
Could suck inside a dozen sheep,
Some turkeys and a bull.But alas for poor Charley,
No cocks would come near.
Instead they wandered 'round the back,
And pecked into the rear.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 4:10 PMCharley, Charley, gave me a massive shiner
Got penis whipped from the built up tension in your vagina
Charley, Charley, shes a reet funny lass
She waxes her Vajayjay but strangley not her ass
Charley, Charley, write your bloody sitcom
10 Downing Street don't give a shit but f**k em
Charley, Charley, a riddle within a minx
She'll do anything for a couple of polo mints
Those famous polo mints.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 23, 2008, 4:15 PMThere was a young lady called Charley
Who tripped up in a field full of barley
There were clergy and vicars
Had a sniff of her knickers
As she lay there playing tunes by Bob Marley
Were you one of those vicars?
Ooooh i have poems about me. You bunch of romantics you!
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 4:10 PMCharley, Charley, gave me a massive shiner
Got penis whipped from the built up tension in your vagina
Charley, Charley, shes a reet funny lass
She waxes her Vajayjay but strangley not her ass
Charley, Charley, write your bloody sitcom
10 Downing Street don't give a shit but f**k em
Charley, Charley, a riddle within a minx
She'll do anything for a couple of polo mints
Could do better. C+.
Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 4:23 PMOoooh i have poems about me. You bunch of romantics you!
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead.
Sugar is lumpy,
And so is your head.
There once was a woman named Charley,
Whose face looked like Jacob Marley.
Her vag was so wide,
You could lie down inside,
And she rented it out for large parties.
Charley she is the one who smokes weed.
Quote: jake how @ February 23, 2008, 5:16 PMCharley she is the one who smokes weed.
I see weed.
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 5:16 PMThere once was a woman named Charley,
Whose face looked like Jacob Marley.
Her vag was so wide,
You could lie down inside,
And she rented it out for large parties.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 23, 2008, 5:20 PMI see weed.
Once or twice a year! Yea
Charley should be banned for seeing weed.