She is, that's why I married her 
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I don't believe that - you're not Ricky or John or David!
Ahhh, but how do you know? 
Oooh, the very idea...
Top girl with top taste in men and the only girlie here able to keep Aaron in check!
I'm a little fluffy kitty really!
It's her air of mystery - and weird taste in men of dubious sexuality.
Haha!
Her name is zooo
She has three O's
And not two.
I've been calling her Zoo for ages instead of Zooo. But it's a bit like calling someone Vicky instead of Victoria - isn't it? Not that I know her personally or anything. Not that I watch her sleeping like some kind of chewy pink bitch.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 23, 2008, 1:06 PMI've been calling her Zoo for ages instead of Zooo. But it's a bit like calling someone Vicky instead of Victoria - isn't it? Not that I know her personally or anything. Not that I watch her sleeping like some kind of chewy pink bitch.
As long as you don't cut my hair as well.
Leevil, that was a lovely poem.
And now, a(nother) rhyme!
zooo is jolly lovely,
She's smart and rather nice.
And unlike filthy Charley,
I doubt that she has lice.
Yes zooo has many powers,
She is quite wise and fair.
But her mind is often occupied;
With man love (little hair).
Whilst imagining the Barrowman,
The Tennant and Gervais,
She often burns her hand -
And always the same place!
But although on the face of it,
She's really rather sweet,
Her imagination is filthier,
Than an average London street.
There's lots of tender kissing,
But never any girls,
Just many many naked men,
And lots of strings of pearls.
But even then, given the chance,
Tennant's wife she'd be.
Also a published writer,
And only twenty-three!
I'm making that hymn number 1 in the homoble prayer book.
I shall try and compose some further odes to your Greatness.
(Oo, nearly at the special 5,000 posts mark!)
How's your cold by the way Aaron? Did our great leader decide to cure you yet?