Have you got a personal problem that you're too embarrassed to talk about to anyone?
Why not discuss it here? Nobody will laugh or take the piss.
Personal Problems
The only thing that takes the piss out of you Chappers is your colostomy bag.
I have no personal problems
It's all good
I DIDN'T DO THOSE FIRES 
Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd June 2014, 9:22 PM BSTI have no personal problems
It's all good
I DIDN'T DO THOSE FIRES
Yeh you and Billy Joel
I have a problem I would like to discuss.
I think my peace plant may be irretrievably dead.
Here is a photo of said plant on my arrival home today:
Can I save it? I have been liberally dousing it in Baby Bio.
I think people have raised personal problems before in status report and got some good advice. Mind you, they've also come in for some abuse.
Oh, and on the subject of problems, I have two comments:
1. If someone raises a genuine problem, you would have to be pretty unpleasant to take the piss
2. I can heartily recommend Mumsnet as a great website for baring your soul.
Quote: Jennie @ 3rd June 2014, 10:04 PM BSTI have a problem I would like to discuss.
I think my peace plant may be irretrievably dead.
Here is a photo of said plant on my arrival home today:
Can I save it? I have been liberally dousing it in Baby Bio.
Some plants are hardy enough to pull through. Had you forgotten to water it? I'd lay off on the baby bio. It won't harm it per se, but too many nitrates etc will result in the plant dumping them on the leaves as white deposits which looks a bit like fungus.
Quote: Jennie @ 3rd June 2014, 10:08 PM BSTOh, and on the subject of problems, I have two comments:
1. If someone raises a genuine problem, you would have to be pretty unpleasant to take the piss
2. I can heartily recommend Bumsnet as a great website for baring your arsehole.
Yeh but the avatars on the site take some stomaching, I didn't recognise you on there.
I think some people like a bit of black humour and a bit of a mess around.
And some people are unfortunately inveterate windup merchants, but it's usually the most blatant one's who get called out on it.
I don't really get on that well with plants. You can easily overwater them and underwater them. It's too confusing. Just tell me EXACTLY what to do on the label when I buy it and I'd be fine, but they never do. Just says 'water regularly' or something. How often is that for god's sake?
Pah. Bloody plants.
Stop trying to grow the chronic Zooo.
I'm addicted to Bubble Witch Saga and I daren't miss a day or I'll lose the Gift of Precision. 
I even dream about it, though last night's dream led me to a solution today so I got on to the next level.
Quote: Jennie @ 3rd June 2014, 10:04 PM BST
Your money worries are over. Not only is your plant alive, it's playing Scrabble. Kerching!
Doctor my personal problem is that due to an unfortunate accident with a Moulinex blender I now have a penis that looks uncannily like 80's crooner Shakin' Stevens. Can you help?
Stick with kitchen aid.